By amandanoelle - 9/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park
Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML
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  RichardPencil  |  27

Sorry, but I don't like Skittles.

When you're expecting the food of the gods (look it up, that's the Latin name for cocoa), and you bite down on a pencil eraser tasting of lab-concocted Frankenfruit, disappointment is the mildest term I can use.

By  Mechanize  |  8

Sounds like a good time to try skydiving. Remeber, you're gonna be with yourself until the day you die, so you might as well make yourself a little interesting.