By amandanoelle - 09/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML
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Whoa now, take it easy. At this rate, you'll end up killing someone.

Stale crackers? Ughhh I'd rather play with bullets.

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Sounds safer than trying to kill yourself with chili peppers.

What an astute observation you made there. It also sounds safer than playing Russian Roulette, but that's not really the point.

Stale crackers? Ughhh I'd rather play with bullets.

Whoa now, take it easy. At this rate, you'll end up killing someone.

Did you spin the box to make sure it would be more interesting?

I too like to live life dangerously.

I sometimes throw a few Skittles into my plain M&M's just to add the risk of chewy disappointment to the otherwise chocolate-y bliss.

0_0 some men just want to watch the world burn.

Haha, yeah, I'm kind of a bad-ass. Sometimes I put salt in the pepper shaker and pepper in the salt one -- but only sometimes, because that would be predictable ;)

No one should dare refer to the heavenly divine fruity goodness as a "chewy disappointment"

Sorry, but I don't like Skittles. When you're expecting the food of the gods (look it up, that's the Latin name for cocoa), and you bite down on a pencil eraser tasting of lab-concocted Frankenfruit, disappointment is the mildest term I can use.

that actually ... safe

Sounds like a good time to try skydiving. Remeber, you're gonna be with yourself until the day you die, so you might as well make yourself a little interesting.