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Go to your local Kohl's and give them your email address. You're going to feel suddenly loved and popular. So much so that you might even miss your former solitude.

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Cellphone: Beep! Beep! OP: OMG, OMG!!! a weather update, the weatherman knows me! Popularity, here I come.

Did it at least tell you it was going to be a beautiful, sunny day? If you got excited over a text telling you it's going to rain, that would be even worse.

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i hate when people say they love the rain. i'll be inside enjoying my dry self while you smell like a wet dog's ass for the rest of the day.

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23, although I agree with your opinion, it's likely that most people that say that mean they enjoy observing the rain from an indoor, dry vantage point, or listening to it patter on the roof like dangling dismembered kitty paws.

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"dangling dismembered kitty paws" #25: You've ruined all my relaxing book-reading rainy days. Now all I'll be able to think about are bloody, dripping animal parts when it rains.

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I am an expert forger of descriptive similes, painting imagery with words like a semantic artist. *Bows*

Look at it this way... At least you know when are the best days weather wise to go out and do something new and fun!

Go to your local Kohl's and give them your email address. You're going to feel suddenly loved and popular. So much so that you might even miss your former solitude.

If the Weather Channel is an app on a portable device, then you should know there are plenty of social apps on a wide range of portable devices. Get onto your app/android store and get some! Or go out and meet new people..

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