By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 01:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 686
You deserved it 6 541

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Someone is ready for anal!

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

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Someone is ready for anal!

Lol. Made me chuckle. Yes I said chuckle. :3

no it's time for ear

no man should have bangs....29 smh.

Cincinnati bowtieee!!

Perfect response!!!

34 Boys should have bangs

How do you see through you bangs.? xD' buut.. They are reeaally cute :3

O_o? Are you okay?

You DO realize that you ARE #2? Right? …......freehand Oh wait... the OTHER number 2! :: Smacks forehead :: Doh!

lmao! wtf? can i have some of w.e it is your on?? lol

fml for having a lame enough life to post this

Talk to your boyfriend. Otherwise you'll continue to have a shitty sex life.

lmao. I see what you did there!!!

or she could just get another one. that will satisfy her. #jussayyin

this fml turns me on

You're absolutely disgusting.

Wow, this is sad. if you want your sex life to improve, then I suggest you talk to him about it.

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

haha good shiit.

haha I see what u did there

What a shitty job.

Depends on the shit y'know. I've been on the toilet up to 20 minutes occasionally. Needless to say I felt very satisfied after that. Perhaps he just can't compete with your addiction to shit pleasures?

? that's not a good sign

in his defense pooping is very satisfying..