By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 01:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
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You deserved it 6 561
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suckmyassitsmell 0

Someone is ready for anal!

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Someone is ready for anal!

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talb1 7

Lol. Made me chuckle. Yes I said chuckle. :3

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iSnowboard 0
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no it's time for ear

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MRiKiCCS 0
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no man should have bangs....29 smh.

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Tsunami87 17
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Cincinnati bowtieee!!

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sadixon 0

Perfect response!!!

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completedumbass 0

34 Boys should have bangs

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BeccaEatsGlitter 0

How do you see through you bangs.? xD' buut.. They are reeaally cute :3

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kjbrown25 0

LOL at #2

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O_o? Are you okay?

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deaper 16
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You DO realize that you ARE #2? Right? …......freehand Oh wait... the OTHER number 2! :: Smacks forehead :: Doh!

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SupKev 0
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lmao! wtf? can i have some of w.e it is your on?? lol

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j_cat187 19
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fml for having a lame enough life to post this

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tygerarmy 35
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Talk to your boyfriend. Otherwise you'll continue to have a shitty sex life.

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Haha, shitty.

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Buchitoo 4

lmao. I see what you did there!!!

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ahdelinablue 0

or she could just get another one. that will satisfy her. #jussayyin

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Doomire 0

this fml turns me on

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elisewilloughby 0

You're absolutely disgusting.

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mintcar 9

Wow, this is sad. if you want your sex life to improve, then I suggest you talk to him about it.

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

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amlp21 0

haha good shiit.

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iSnowboard 0
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haha I see what u did there

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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
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What a shitty job.

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unidentified_sta 5
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Depends on the shit y'know. I've been on the toilet up to 20 minutes occasionally. Needless to say I felt very satisfied after that. Perhaps he just can't compete with your addiction to shit pleasures?

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JuuuusssstFML 0

? that's not a good sign

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emcee3 0
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in his defense pooping is very satisfying..

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