Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
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Intoxicunt
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You must've had some tall grass to not notice a newspaper.
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JCo352
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I would have just sprayed it with a hose, it's biodegradable.
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Intoxicunt
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You must've had some tall grass to not notice a newspaper.
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tellmeastoryplz4
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dang that sucks but u volunteered!!!
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caligurls
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oops but ur fault - don't litter :P
haha not trying to be some crazy Eco friendly creep but just sayin... have fun:)
haha not trying to be some crazy Eco friendly creep but just sayin... have fun:)
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islandjew247
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well, it IS biodegradable :) ♥
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MrSassypants
| 32
you could of taken the easier way out. just move from New York to Mexico and learn Spanish and become the owner of mexico... 's little corner store in a little town.
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ATL_chris
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pretend you didn't see it lmfao
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HandOfClod
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You could use a vacuum!
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ROFLBERRYPIE
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What #1 said
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MrSassypants
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23 I still say my idea is easier.
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Eyeliner_fml
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agree with number 1. #2 Fail.
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tarabelle
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lol my mom did that yesterday....but it rained so most of it is gone now
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cookiemobzta
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ydi for not having one of those lawn mowers that puts the waste in a bag
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nikki908
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Maybe the Op was using one of those huge drivable Lawn mowers. I find it super fun to lawn with that. It's hard to see some things though...
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priscilla_28
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Woow... wait, thay have lawnmowers with bags? :o Well how would I know, I don't do lawns... no offense :)
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mrteacup
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not really an fml
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sports_chika
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you should always clear the yard before you mowe the lawn...duh
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amc813
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i agree with #1 how did u not see it
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Waffcakes
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you couldve vacuumed the grass (:
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the_pan1c
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vacuum it or use a leaf blower retard
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Dr_Pepper_fml
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Um, really, who the fuck would vacuum their front yard?!
On a different note, I house sat for my boss for a week and their asshole dog would, EVERY single morning, tear up the newspaper if I didn't get up at 7am and wait for the paper boy to come around. I feel your pain.
On a different note, I house sat for my boss for a week and their asshole dog would, EVERY single morning, tear up the newspaper if I didn't get up at 7am and wait for the paper boy to come around. I feel your pain.
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priscilla_28
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I would definitely use a vacuum, makes for an interesting scene. :)
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SqueakyBootz
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omigish..! Nothing a little lint roller cant solve.
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priscilla_28
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"Howdy neighbor..."
"Hey doug!"
"Uhhh what are you doing there Big D?"
"Ohh you know, just vacuuming the front lawn... how's little sally doing? I heard she ran into quite some trouble at school."
:)
"Hey doug!"
"Uhhh what are you doing there Big D?"
"Ohh you know, just vacuuming the front lawn... how's little sally doing? I heard she ran into quite some trouble at school."
:)
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CoolAsian
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1-uhm your ugly and you have a big ass nose O_O I'm sorry just had to say that.
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ibanez370
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61 that was kinda mean ;/ i think shes really pretty!
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Intoxicunt
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CoolAsian
Stop fucking following me, you goddamn piece of gutterscum. You comment on nearly every comment of mine insulting me. It's not my fault your parents didn't want you. Get a fucking life, you annoying stalker. I hope someone hits you with a bus.
That is all.
Stop fucking following me, you goddamn piece of gutterscum. You comment on nearly every comment of mine insulting me. It's not my fault your parents didn't want you. Get a fucking life, you annoying stalker. I hope someone hits you with a bus.
That is all.
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EddieYoung1991
| 0
balls and titties
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sabatical
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clean it up to madonnas celebration song
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callmelishaful
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not really a fml;
you'll get over it :)
you'll get over it :)
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tomtm7
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dont have so much fun mowing the lawn next time
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beastmcbeastly
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u shouldve used a dust buster
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gtdoll
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Agree with Intoxicunt....
on the bright side: Confetti :D!
on the bright side: Confetti :D!
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squirell_AIDS69
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use a rake to clean it up
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amerrah
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shoulda got a vacuum
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fmlstarperson
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exactly what i was fuckin thinking
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BabyDacey
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yay partyyyyyyy :D
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Rhanno
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hahaha I agree. OP u might as well put them in a bag and use it as party decorations. just think outside the box haha no i'm jk dnt
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keenan61194
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just rake it up
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OhWowFYLindeed
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I'd be way too lazy to pick that up... :/
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lolfylanydi
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just get a leaf blower and pretend it never happend
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czarofandronia
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did u get it on video? lol that must have looked cool xD
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immazombeastxD
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don't lawnmowers suck up the grass and or newspaper? or you could just soak your lawn and dissolve the newspaper... YDI for probably a good reason I can't think of
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immazombeastxD
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haha no, he could sweep the grass
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writergirl69
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it's called a rake
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jordpears
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lol first xD
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islandjew247
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not. :) ♥
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quent10
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lol fail
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caligurls
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fail. +1 for #1 just for beating u to it. oh, and a longer comment:)
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nikki908
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I'm sorry sir, but it seems that you have failed.
Get the hell out of my house...Please?
Get the hell out of my house...Please?
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aardvarkish
| 15
Does it hurt that Toxic even took the to write a real comment?
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Primus_fml
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I have yet to understand why people say "first" If you are first no one cares, and if you aren't you look like an idiot.
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jordpears
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I'm so sorry I'm going to kill myself, cya :)
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supergirl69_fml
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that blows :(
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Michael_92
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Rake anybody??
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Crusader0102
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that sux. i hate it when i do that.
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cupcake_whore
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ahahaha FML!
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iSitt
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well narrated
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JCo352
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I would have just sprayed it with a hose, it's biodegradable.
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justsayfuck
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Hehe, nicely phrased:)
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serj_fml
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a lazy person always works double!!!!
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SkidBarbeque
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its called a rake
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the_flirtt
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I think confetti would be hard to pick up with a rake
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illmatic2
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A rake probably won't work. The lawn mower can sometimes pick it up though.
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CrAzImArIe2012
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okk how do you not see a newspaper laying there! #13 totally agree!:)