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  MrSassypants  |  32

you could of taken the easier way out. just move from New York to Mexico and learn Spanish and become the owner of mexico... 's little corner store in a little town.

  Dr_Pepper_fml  |  3

Um, really, who the fuck would vacuum their front yard?!

On a different note, I house sat for my boss for a week and their asshole dog would, EVERY single morning, tear up the newspaper if I didn't get up at 7am and wait for the paper boy to come around. I feel your pain.

  priscilla_28  |  5

"Howdy neighbor..."
"Hey doug!"
"Uhhh what are you doing there Big D?"
"Ohh you know, just vacuuming the front lawn... how's little sally doing? I heard she ran into quite some trouble at school."


  Intoxicunt  |  5


Stop fucking following me, you goddamn piece of gutterscum. You comment on nearly every comment of mine insulting me. It's not my fault your parents didn't want you. Get a fucking life, you annoying stalker. I hope someone hits you with a bus.

That is all.