FML : Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the...

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Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 13 September 2014 00:19 / United States - Farmingdale

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By flufee2 | 26

#6063848 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:42

You should know not to have chipotle before a big race... Ydi

By ZY1431 | 24

#6063844 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:41

Well, did you go faster?

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By thehouseisonfire | 8

#6063843 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:41

My comment sucks!

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abattior | 18

#6063862 - Saturday 13 September 2014 14:02

you don't say..

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curlytop101 | 23

#6064061 - Saturday 13 September 2014 17:54

Being a good runner, you should know what not to eat before a big race. You definitely deserved that one.

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moocow398 | 6

#6064116 - Saturday 13 September 2014 19:08

Just because they wanted something quick and easy doesn't mean they deserved it. However that is a fair point and op should maybe have thought about that beforehand

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otumboo | 10

#6064406 - Sunday 14 September 2014 1:04

being a good runner you should know not to eat chipotle the night before a big race

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Bombegranite | 14

#6066050 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 7:16

Dude i ran the iron man in boulder and finished 6th. Beat that.

By ZY1431 | 24

#6063844 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:41

Well, did you go faster?

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slingerslasher | 24

#6064223 - Saturday 13 September 2014 21:14

Lightening the load --> instant speed gain --> victory

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j_cat187 | 19

#6064305 - Saturday 13 September 2014 23:04

high pressure =>> low pressure high velocity stream===> afterburning turbojet.

By bobman51 | 15

#6063846 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:42

Well...

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Axipiter | 24

#6063996 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:45

That's a very deep thought...

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shay_serendipity | 29

#6064286 - Saturday 13 September 2014 22:45

#37, it took me a second to figure out the hidden meaning.

By flufee2 | 26

#6063848 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:42

You should know not to have chipotle before a big race... Ydi

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Tthug | 34

#6063908 - Saturday 13 September 2014 15:08

Yup. Not just the obvious though.

Too much protein; not enough carbs. Rookie mistake.

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Beansforbill | 14

#6064287 - Saturday 13 September 2014 22:49

And he claims to be a "pretty good runner"

By JuzReading | 23

#6063851 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:45

It reminds me of this other FML: "I ran. It ran." But seriously FYL.

By madridista14 | 8

#6063853 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:49

You could say that this was a gaseous run

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Axipiter | 24

#6063999 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:48

You could... But why would you?

By teentee401 | 36

#6063854 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:51

Seven comments in and no "shitty situation jokes." I'm impressed.

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NiceGuysDoWin | 21

#6063986 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:36

Yup. Made it all the way to #11 before some asshole had to ruin it.

By gracehi | 31

#6063856 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:55

It seems you should either change your pre-race diet, or invest in adult diapers.

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AoC15 | 10

#6064082 - Saturday 13 September 2014 18:10

Let's go with the diet change. Seems a lot better

By DinosaurTacoTime | 18

#6063857 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:56

Reminds me of something.... If you're running down a street and you leave a nice brown streak, diarrhea.

By headofmedusa | 15

#6063858 - Saturday 13 September 2014 13:56

Reminds me of Bridesmaids

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