Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML
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flufee2
| 26
You should know not to have chipotle before a big race... Ydi
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ZY1431
| 24
Well, did you go faster?
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thehouseisonfire
| 8
My comment sucks!
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abattior
| 18
you don't say..
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curlytop101
| 23
Being a good runner, you should know what not to eat before a big race. You definitely deserved that one.
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moocow398
| 6
Just because they wanted something quick and easy doesn't mean they deserved it. However that is a fair point and op should maybe have thought about that beforehand
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otumboo
| 10
being a good runner you should know not to eat chipotle the night before a big race
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Bombegranite
| 14
Dude i ran the iron man in boulder and finished 6th. Beat that.
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ZY1431
| 24
Well, did you go faster?
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slingerslasher
| 24
Lightening the load --> instant speed gain --> victory
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j_cat187
| 19
high pressure =>> low pressure high velocity stream===> afterburning turbojet.
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bobman51
| 15
Well...
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Axipiter
| 24
That's a very deep thought...
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shay_serendipity
| 29
#37, it took me a second to figure out the hidden meaning.
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flufee2
| 26
You should know not to have chipotle before a big race... Ydi
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Tthug
| 34
Yup. Not just the obvious though.
Too much protein; not enough carbs. Rookie mistake.
Too much protein; not enough carbs. Rookie mistake.
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Beansforbill
| 14
And he claims to be a "pretty good runner"
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JuzReading
| 23
It reminds me of this other FML: "I ran. It ran." But seriously FYL.
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madridista14
| 8
You could say that this was a gaseous run
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Axipiter
| 24
You could... But why would you?
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teentee401
| 36
Seven comments in and no "shitty situation jokes." I'm impressed.
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NiceGuysDoWin
| 21
Yup. Made it all the way to #11 before some asshole had to ruin it.
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gracehi
| 31
It seems you should either change your pre-race diet, or invest in adult diapers.
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AoC15
| 10
Let's go with the diet change. Seems a lot better
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DinosaurTacoTime
| 18
Reminds me of something.... If you're running down a street and you leave a nice brown streak, diarrhea.
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headofmedusa
| 15
Reminds me of Bridesmaids