By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 00:19 - United States - Farmingdale
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you don't say..
Being a good runner, you should know what not to eat before a big race. You definitely deserved that one.
being a good runner you should know not to eat chipotle the night before a big race
Dude i ran the iron man in boulder and finished 6th. Beat that.
Lightening the load --> instant speed gain --> victory
high pressure =>> low pressure high velocity stream===> afterburning turbojet.
That's a very deep thought...
#37, it took me a second to figure out the hidden meaning.
You should know not to have chipotle before a big race... Ydi
Yup. Not just the obvious though. Too much protein; not enough carbs. Rookie mistake.
And he claims to be a "pretty good runner"
It reminds me of this other FML: "I ran. It ran." But seriously FYL.
You could... But why would you?
Seven comments in and no "shitty situation jokes." I'm impressed.
It seems you should either change your pre-race diet, or invest in adult diapers.
Let's go with the diet change. Seems a lot better
Reminds me of something.... If you're running down a street and you leave a nice brown streak, diarrhea.
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You should know not to have chipotle before a big race... Ydi
Well, did you go faster?