Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
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damadrappa
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Someones jealous
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GuitarFail123
| 9
wow... thats umm interesting to say the least....
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GuitarFail123
| 9
wow... thats umm interesting to say the least....
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
FYL if OP's dad looked like #1s picture and said it was the same facial expression!
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Savra_fml
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25, good point, but OPs boyfriends' dad said a real man, not a constipated one.
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bugmenotmofo
| 34
Sounds like dad wants to hook that up.
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ijustcametosay
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Man, that is just completely screwed up all over! Can't imagine my dad ever saying that to my girlfriend, I think I'd kill him.
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somewizdom
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I think he just meant he'll dick-slap you hard.. That's what real men do right?
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
I'd be more worried about the husband's willingness to cheat on his wife.
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SUEHIM
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No fucking Sherlock?
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Supascruggs
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He may not be, or ever have been married.
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leogirl95
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Uncle Rico's voice: "Just stop wishin' and call me when you're ready."
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gojira666
| 7
Class act I see.
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TheDeadlyTurtle
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78- yes mr. Watson
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cherry72
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How do u know the dad is married? And that is creepy! My ex father in law was like that... And I don't miss the uncomfortable situations when we were ever alone. (puke)
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Jovecove
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134 - what did he do to you? ;)
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alazae
| 0
Lmao omgg
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freelove_fml
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My dad tries to fuck my every GF. I'm not even annoyed anymore, just tired.
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zebraface123
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200- well that's a problem...
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Twincest
| 11
Now you have to try them both at the same time to see if he's right!
Awesome threesome!! :D
Awesome threesome!! :D
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lillypatter
| 13
Is he married? :(
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damadrappa
| 4
Someones jealous
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rayrayray23
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Thanks mister obvious (:
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Epikouros
| 31
Yep, I'm jealous. I wish I had a boyfriend, and a real man on the side!
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Meme1988
| 18
He is just creeeepy!!
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EvilPotato
| 14
Yep, the dad put OP in an hard spot, if she does tell the boyfriend he'll hate the dad and might never talk/and/or/see him again, but if she doesn't all family gatherings will be really awkward.
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
"This is Chris Hansen and I would like you to just take a seat over there. Why am I a talking ass all of a sudden? Well why are you a pedophile? Exactly now just take your seat."
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jonn090
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I think she should just inject the father with the bacteria than she'll get a real men
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McAninch35
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Ah, yes 67. The solution is obvious now.
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beckybecks20
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That's kinky.
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ajpopoca88
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im sorry thats gross
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Blissfull_Sin
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I agree.. That's not an fml moment!! That's a wtf moment!!!
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nikChick447
| 6
woah. thatd be awkward..?
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belkinbra
| 12
Seriously call me though.
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MrBoredGuy
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Doesn't matter had sex.
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lakaiskate
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I want to like your comment but it's at 69 at the moment and that number is perfect for this FML
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FWWHGYPSY
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Lol, but maybe, just maybe her boyfriend is younger than her and her boyfriends dad is young.
Or the dad is just a cruel horny bastard
Or the dad is just a cruel horny bastard
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chocoski
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Massage?
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Poetaster
| 10
No thank you. But hanks for offering!
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KK3137
| 31
Just a question, why is God a higher priority than your family?
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SirEBC
| 7
Why is commenting about something completely irrelevant to the FML a higher priority than using the private messaging system that was put in place to prevent jackasses like you from doing so?
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kirsty1551
| 3
seeeeddyyy;)
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SexyHindu
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Niceee;) I'd take the offer
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Savra_fml
| 17
Need to get an offer first mate. Bet you are wishing you were the OP now, aren't you?
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CryMoreFMLs
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So you would take up another man's offer to f*** him, and you're also male?
Peferences... i suppose...
Peferences... i suppose...
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elliotg14
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You would take anyone's offer because your one that would cheat lieing bitch
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chocol8m
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Ew....
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Skater5679
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He wants you to keep it in the family!
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Meme1988
| 18
Lol!! They are a keepers !
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Thabb
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What can a real man do, then?
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Savra_fml
| 17
Real manly stuff.....like hitting on his kids girlfriend.
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Daralea
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Open a jar of pickles
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ShakeMeDown
| 12
Spit, buy tires... shoot shit. The usual.
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rachelkoo
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that;s manly!
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Stealth_Void
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Did you call him..?
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FYLDeep
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Nah, I think she rainbow dashed away.
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FYLDeep
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Nah, I think she rainbow dashed away.
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MyMilkShake2Yard
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Yea she called him over to make her a sammich
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brown4lifejot
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Op should have said "When I find another boyfriend ill be sure to mention it
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Treezy_Tha_Troll
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IT'S SPELLED "SANDWICH", NOT "SAMMICH" U FAKE TROLL. U MAD BRO??
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hahahayeahright
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Hmm pedo much??
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Savra_fml
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Hmm....no, not really. If she is old enough to fuck the son, she is old enough for the father.
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Shadow_Phantom
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Uh, no, not really.
Most kids these days lose it at around 14-16, which, is definitely not old enough.
Most kids these days lose it at around 14-16, which, is definitely not old enough.
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DjeePee
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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FYLDeep
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Okay technically you're correct, but as long as she's a minor then it would still count as rape to fuck her, regardless of anyone's interperation of who a pedophile is.
Besides like what #24 originally said, if she's old enough to fuck the son, she's old enough to fuck the dad. If she's a minor then technically she qualifies for neither.
Besides like what #24 originally said, if she's old enough to fuck the son, she's old enough to fuck the dad. If she's a minor then technically she qualifies for neither.
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krnpanda
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Yeah that nonsense wont fly in court.
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arin2009
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Actually it legal in most states after 16 to fuck anyone of any age.
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icefshng8
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16 is the age of consent. If OP is 16 or older she can fuck whoever she damn wants!
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ShroomsOnAcid
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59, The statutory rape issue is a tricky one, and I am not sure which side I agree with more, since they both make valid points, but let us remember that it is only rape LEGALLY, and legality does not imply morality. Also, I don't see where it says that OP's boyfriend is over 18. They could both be 16, for example. Hell, they could even both be 12, however unlikely that might be.
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Llamassss
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A person 24 years of age or older who engages in sexual activity with a person 16 or 17 years of age commits a felony of the second degree. This is Florida law, the OP is from Florida. So if the OP is 17 or younger it is illegal for the dad to have sex with his son's girlfriend. Does not matter if it is consensual or not.
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killa_k0d3
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Or maybe it's a 16 yo state then it's legit
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TheNewGuy03
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Man, why is this even being discussed? If you're a 40-something male porking a 16-year-old, it's fucking wrong. >.>
|the kid|
|the kid|
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HeavyRainxx
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Agree
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jizzwold
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I disagree with much of what has become the social norms. As far as I'm concerned once a Human has reached sexual maturity they are fair game for anyone. What the father did is still bad though cause he tried to steal op from his son.
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Jesus_Christ69
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Soooo creepy..
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Jdimp
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you said it Jesus
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iliketurdles
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You forgot to do the 80's both gun finger point!
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KingaScr
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dude i love tht pic its sickkkkkk