By ReayHorse - 28/07/2016 16:02

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Today, I ran into an old couple everyone has been avoiding in my small town. Four weeks ago, they accidentally posted a picture of their pierced junk on Facebook, and I was one of the unlucky people who saw the actual picture. I can't make eye contact with them anymore. FML
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Vitani_Verci 24
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Accidents happen. Also it's just human anatomy. I feel worse for them if they didn't want anyone seeing the image, let alone being treated differently for it.

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Tripartita 44
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The only way to restore universal balance is to photoshop a bunch of piercings onto YOUR junk and show them the picture.

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Comrade9591 7
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You should give them a pierce of your mind!

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CamBamShamDaMan 26
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Do any of you have some bleach i can use? Cause I don't think I can unsee this.

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HylianBadger 21
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How do you think OP feels?

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Lalala579121 27
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You can't unsee words?

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CamBamShamDaMan 26
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Nope i cant unsee wat i imagined

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Welshite 39
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Show them some respect since they only want to feel like royalty. Call them Prince Albert and Princess Diana.

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sturschaedel 27
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I think this one went over people's heads. They should type said royalties into urban dictionary.

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tarlax 11

Are you stupid, 21? Firstly I think most people know who Albert and Diana are. Secondly, not getting a joke is hardly the only reason people could dislike it or not find it funny.

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Bearsmomma 30
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Oh wow. you REALLY should type it in urban dictionary as suggested.

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sturschaedel 27
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#34, thanks for proving me right. Since you are too self-righteous to look it up yourself, I'll spell it out for you: Prince Albert and Princess Diana are common types of intimate piercings for males and females respectively.

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waleedma 18
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Shouldn't the couple be avoiding everyone not the othrt way around??

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Vitani_Verci 24
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Accidents happen. Also it's just human anatomy. I feel worse for them if they didn't want anyone seeing the image, let alone being treated differently for it.

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allie2590 31
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Yeah and it really bothers me that the whole town is avoiding them, even though only a few people saw the picture. It must hurt so bad to be shunned by everyone. At least they have each other...

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Malsain_fml 10

I may not be flexible enough, but thing is, I hardly understand how a picture can "accidentally" be published on Facebook. Or in the internet in general. Only reason I could see is they published a whole lot of picutre amongst which was the unwanted one.

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9a_z1 11
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I accidentally press buttons all the time on my phone, posting pictures to Facebook is so easy I can definitely imagine a misplaced finger prod when browsing an image gallery or uploading other images having this result.(except the images on my phone are far less exciting)

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fishinpink 20
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#27 lol and Facebook has added that stupid "upload recent pics" thingy in the status area and let me he the first to say I HATE that option. seriously. it freaks me out every time. I've had some close calls myself since that update.

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Tripartita 44
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The only way to restore universal balance is to photoshop a bunch of piercings onto YOUR junk and show them the picture.

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Bearsmomma 30
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it was a movie....I'm sure of it. I have the world's worst memory though....what was the movie? wait was it a tv show?? Gonna be trying to figure this out all night! !!

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writerchic85 25
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I think an old couple that got their junk pierced together sound like fun people. Maybe get to know them

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RedPillSucks 31

An old couple with pierced junk? Wonder if the piercing was recent or not

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Colon_Man 17
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The OP says, "old couple", and is probably talking about a pair of 25 year olds. Cuz OP is probably a teenager.

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fishinpink 20
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hey I have my junk pierced - then again I'm 28 but I see no reason for anyone to treat them differently just bc they're old (however old "old" may be to you) maybe they wanted to spice up their relationship and make themselves feel young and rebelious again? or hey maybe they got it at my age but had the misfortune of not knowing how to properly handle technology and some sexting (between them) photos just happened to leak out? who knows but as for me if say that hands down they're the coolest kids on the block! of course I don't disagree with the awkwardness but you go granny and gramps!

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Bearsmomma 30
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I'm 37 and have my junk pierced since about 20. I agree with your entire comment #9. I bet you're pretty fun too.

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fishinpink 20
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lmao yeah I'm a big of a wild one even now that I'm sober - I guess some things just never change

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rockydify 22
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Why not? Just laugh about it with them, I'm sure they don't appreciate being treated like pariahs just for having genitals. You know, like everyone else does.

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