Today, I ran into an old couple everyone has been avoiding in my small town. Four weeks ago, they accidentally posted a picture of their pierced junk on Facebook, and I was one of the unlucky people who saw the actual picture. I can't make eye contact with them anymore. FML
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Comrade9591
| 7
You should give them a pierce of your mind!
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CamBamShamDaMan
| 26
Do any of you have some bleach i can use?
Cause I don't think I can unsee this.
Cause I don't think I can unsee this.
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HylianBadger
| 21
How do you think OP feels?
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Lalala579121
| 27
You can't unsee words?
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CamBamShamDaMan
| 26
Nope i cant unsee wat i imagined
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Welshite
| 39
Show them some respect since they only want to feel like royalty.
Call them Prince Albert and Princess Diana.
Call them Prince Albert and Princess Diana.
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sturschaedel
| 27
I think this one went over people's heads. They should type said royalties into urban dictionary.
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tarlax
| 11
Are you stupid, 21? Firstly I think most people know who Albert and Diana are. Secondly, not getting a joke is hardly the only reason people could dislike it or not find it funny.
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Bearsmomma
| 30
Oh wow. you REALLY should type it in urban dictionary as suggested.
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sturschaedel
| 27
#34, thanks for proving me right.
Since you are too self-righteous to look it up yourself, I'll spell it out for you:
Prince Albert and Princess Diana are common types of intimate piercings for males and females respectively.
Since you are too self-righteous to look it up yourself, I'll spell it out for you:
Prince Albert and Princess Diana are common types of intimate piercings for males and females respectively.
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waleedma
| 17
Shouldn't the couple be avoiding everyone not the othrt way around??
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Vitani_Verci
| 24
Accidents happen.
Also it's just human anatomy.
I feel worse for them if they didn't want anyone seeing the image, let alone being treated differently for it.
Also it's just human anatomy.
I feel worse for them if they didn't want anyone seeing the image, let alone being treated differently for it.
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allie2590
| 30
Yeah and it really bothers me that the whole town is avoiding them, even though only a few people saw the picture. It must hurt so bad to be shunned by everyone. At least they have each other...
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Malsain_fml
| 10
I may not be flexible enough, but thing is, I hardly understand how a picture can "accidentally" be published on Facebook. Or in the internet in general.
Only reason I could see is they published a whole lot of picutre amongst which was the unwanted one.
Only reason I could see is they published a whole lot of picutre amongst which was the unwanted one.
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9a_z1
| 11
I accidentally press buttons all the time on my phone, posting pictures to Facebook is so easy I can definitely imagine a misplaced finger prod when browsing an image gallery or uploading other images having this result.(except the images on my phone are far less exciting)
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fishinpink
| 20
#27 lol and Facebook has added that stupid "upload recent pics" thingy in the status area and let me he the first to say I HATE that option. seriously. it freaks me out every time. I've had some close calls myself since that update.
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Tripartita
| 44
The only way to restore universal balance is to photoshop a bunch of piercings onto YOUR junk and show them the picture.
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Bearsmomma
| 30
it was a movie....I'm sure of it. I have the world's worst memory though....what was the movie? wait was it a tv show?? Gonna be trying to figure this out all night! !!
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Noelletakumi
| 36
South Park
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writerchic85
| 25
I think an old couple that got their junk pierced together sound like fun people. Maybe get to know them
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RedPillSucks
| 31
An old couple with pierced junk?
Wonder if the piercing was recent or not
Wonder if the piercing was recent or not
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Colon_Man
| 17
The OP says, "old couple", and is probably talking about a pair of 25 year olds.
Cuz OP is probably a teenager.
Cuz OP is probably a teenager.
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fishinpink
| 20
hey I have my junk pierced - then again I'm 28 but I see no reason for anyone to treat them differently just bc they're old (however old "old" may be to you) maybe they wanted to spice up their relationship and make themselves feel young and rebelious again? or hey maybe they got it at my age but had the misfortune of not knowing how to properly handle technology and some sexting (between them) photos just happened to leak out? who knows but as for me if say that hands down they're the coolest kids on the block! of course I don't disagree with the awkwardness but you go granny and gramps!
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Bearsmomma
| 30
I'm 37 and have my junk pierced since about 20. I agree with your entire comment #9. I bet you're pretty fun too.
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fishinpink
| 20
lmao yeah I'm a big of a wild one even now that I'm sober - I guess some things just never change
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rockydify
| 22
Why not? Just laugh about it with them, I'm sure they don't appreciate being treated like pariahs just for having genitals. You know, like everyone else does.
Also it's just human anatomy.
I feel worse for them if they didn't want anyone seeing the image, let alone being treated differently for it.