By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
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  enonymous  |  8

28 - wine coolers, mikes hard lemonade, zima and fermented apple cider makes you do all sorts of fucked up things. This one time I went on a serious bender after 6 mikes hard and voted on Adam Lambert on American idol.

  spazz666  |  18

Okay first, LEARN FUCKING GRAMMAR. It's 16 year olds like you, the illiterate and immature, that make the rest of us look bad.

second. It's 16 year olds like you that make adults think all 16 year olds are drunk stoners.

And to all of you saying that it's "stupid teenagers" that like to get stoned and drunk, you can (excuse my French) go fuck yourself. A 16 year old drinking is stupid, yes, but so is an 18 year old drinking as well as ANYONE drinking for the sake of getting drunk. And you know what? Weed has the same effect on someone wether they're 16, 18, 25 or 50 something. Stop being a bigoted asshole and learn your facts before you shove your opinion down other peoples throats. Thanks(:

  downtime  |  12

94, You complain about other peoples grammar but your own is terrible, then you go on to make baseless claims with no supporting evidence and call people assholes for not accepting it as fact. You could have just saved some time and condensed it down to "I bring nothing to the table".

  enonymous  |  8

94 - I'd check that theory about drinking / smoking at 16, 18, 25 again. You're basically saying it has the same effects on a person regardless of age... Which is incorrect if I give a 3 year old a beer or weed every day it will cause a lot of harm and stunt growth. A human brain will not fully develop until at least age 25.

  GoW_Chick  |  14

94- I'd like to point out your 16 no one really cares what you think at this point in life it's the cold truth and also people may have different opinion then you at sometime or another so get use to it ...
One more thing don't take things so serious on this site people mainly come on here to add some bullshit and/or sarcastic comment for a laugh.

  gardenwhipped3  |  14

technically it produces almost the same results in people regardless of age. If you are stupid enough to start it at a younger age, it can interfere with future development.

Smoking at all = dumb
Drinking in excess = dumber
Drinking/Smoking too often at an early age = Gifted Millennial

Can you crank up your headphones while your at it? We can't hear them in the back of the public conveyance. And we would hate for you to miss the joys of tinnitus.

Free pixie sticks for everyone!

  Feklfekl2222  |  32

79- thanks for pointing that out I hadn't actually noticed that. Now I'd assume that that was the first time they had met. But the way it was worded still suggests they knew each other prior to the situation.