Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
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ChaCerCam
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If you were that angry over a guys ass crack, just watch lesbian porn?
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xxbvbsusanxx
| 21
I'm sorry OP, maybe you should just take a nap?
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xxbvbsusanxx
| 21
I'm sorry OP, maybe you should just take a nap?
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Maybe after he takes his nap, he'll be able to fap. =)
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Once you try to pop, the fun don't stop...
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rambleramble3
| 11
19, Yay rhymes :)
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little_one
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Fap and Nap by the makers of Milt & Bradley
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Louve55555_fml
| 5
I'm sympathizing with this guy, porn often looks saddening or infuriating for conscient men, or women
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FabCee
| 18
lol good one
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ChaCerCam
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If you were that angry over a guys ass crack, just watch lesbian porn?
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AoC15
| 10
The cameraman would still piss him of ha
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pussystank
| 18
Dyke porn ftw
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incoherentrmblr
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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keirookami
| 11
That makes less sense than anything I've ever heard...
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thejimler
| 9
74, I know, that's the ultimate boner-killer for some tasteful girl-on-girl love. Either some moron yammers on with unwanted commentary "uhhh this is sooo hooort", or they put dudes singing/rapping as background music. If I'm watching one-gender pron I don't want to be reminded of the other one.
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Rallred32
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2, I don't think OP could stand hearing two girls say "You like that? Yeah?"
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lifein2014
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Tf did I just read 0_0 lol
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Welshite
| 39
A FML.
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newnightsky
| 5
they talk about guys asscrack in straight porn?
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cheyy_xox
| 10
An applies only when the following word starts with a vowel. Last time I checked F wasn't a vowel. Smh at you and the six other idiots who liked this. Next time you try and correct someone make sure they're actually wrong and it's not just you who thinks they're wrong.
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asnakelovinbabe
| 16
43, how do you explain "an hour" then?
We've all been doing it wrong? Right? -.-
It doesn't just apply to what letter the word starts with, it also has to do with the phonetic sound of it. "Eff Emm El" is how most people read FML in their heads. Therefore it's perfectly logical that they would say "an FML"..... Just as you would say "write an F on the chalkboard."
So what was that about next time you try correcting someone? Something about making sure you know what you're talking about?
We've all been doing it wrong? Right? -.-
It doesn't just apply to what letter the word starts with, it also has to do with the phonetic sound of it. "Eff Emm El" is how most people read FML in their heads. Therefore it's perfectly logical that they would say "an FML"..... Just as you would say "write an F on the chalkboard."
So what was that about next time you try correcting someone? Something about making sure you know what you're talking about?
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Godsofdracos
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Both of you calm your tits... Bonus points if you do it sexily so op can finally finish fapping.
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Arieslink
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I've seen FML written by admins as both "a FML" and "an FML", and considering you can say it as the letters or the words (as some people do with "lol"), both would be correct.
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Subtext
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If you say "FML" as a word, maybe...but I can't imagine anyone would do that.
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BirdieCurls
| 25
I wonder if anyone pronounces it 'Fummel' like 'Fml'?
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PANDALEGIT
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# 43
Are you actually stupid or just a troll? I really hope you're just a troll because I knew "an" worked with more than just a vowel since early grade school.
Are you actually stupid or just a troll? I really hope you're just a troll because I knew "an" worked with more than just a vowel since early grade school.
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Animekid126
| 13
I though "an" only applies to vowels?
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Animekid126
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Never mind..
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Soviet_American
| 29
We went from reading about some guy being angry at porn, to a grammar lesson. Wtf?
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ImAFaker
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Calm down and find a different video to jack to. Or maybe find a massage therapist to help you relax.
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13ky13
| 20
Or just eat a snickers.
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thatoneninjadude
| 14
$2 happy ending?? hahaha!!
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Enslaved
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That's understandable. I'm very picky about the type of porn I watch too. I can't stand when the girl morns like crazy and the damn guy hasn't even touched her yet!
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RedPillSucks
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I know that was an auto correct but it's actually funnier that way.
More girls should do that
More girls should do that
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tbro47
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If you think that's bad you should try looking into the Japanese stuff. Closer to screaming than moaning
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trell000
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Agreed,I can't stand it when I'm "in rhythm" and they show the guys face for what seems like forever.
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kaytasha
| 17
When a girl begins to moan even before she is touched, it takes mechanical to a whole new level.
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trex454
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why did you wait ten minutes? there are millions of pornos. it takes me 30 secs to decide if I like one or not
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REALAfroninga
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It takes me 30 seconds to finish one.
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juststephhere
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Not a good day for you... Hope you de-stress soon!
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killer0689
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help him destress
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Pandaburr1
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I haven't watched a porno for more than 30 seconds.. you're a champ
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
Are you the original "two pump chump"?
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Pandaburr1
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I invented the two pump chump
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aubama_fml
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take weed man
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silvercamaro
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People don't generally tend to "take" weed unless they're stealing it from someone else.
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warsun
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Not cool man
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dDailydDosage
| 8
Um no. Instead of putting substances into his body, there are plenty of other healthier alternatives to relieve stress. Plus it might be illegal where he lives.
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twodotgirl
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sleep is the answer