Today, I pushed my spinning clothesline around and walked off like a badass. A loose wire then whipped around the back of my head and caught me in the eye. I'm just so badass. FML
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ThePaperDragon
| 31
Looks like your clothesline has had enough of being pushed around.
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ragnarok1540
| 39
Just slap on an eyepatch, and you'll be on your way to being a badass. All you need now is a hook hand, peg leg, tricorne hat, and a foul mouthed parrot and you too could be the scourge of ... laundry!!!
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kowsee
| 22
Oh geez, hope there was no damage.
Gotta love those days, when you're just that epicsaurus.
Gotta love those days, when you're just that epicsaurus.
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SpaceToast
| 24
At least the wound will make you look like a badass :)
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Until she has to tell people what really happened. Better come up with an awesome story. And if there's one thing FML has taught us, it's never try and be cool/badass/hot/sexy etc, cause it never works out. Lol
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ThePaperDragon
| 31
Looks like your clothesline has had enough of being pushed around.
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tigeresscrazy
| 12
Bad pun but still funny lol
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Tripartita
| 44
Oh, wow, it's started off like that iconic scene in action movies where the hero… does their laundry.
Wait, maybe you have a different definition of "badass" than me.
Wait, maybe you have a different definition of "badass" than me.
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xxDeeStar
| 27
And now you get to wear an eyepatch. So that's definitely badass.
On a serious note, hope your eye is okay.
On a serious note, hope your eye is okay.
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ragnarok1540
| 39
Just slap on an eyepatch, and you'll be on your way to being a badass. All you need now is a hook hand, peg leg, tricorne hat, and a foul mouthed parrot and you too could be the scourge of ... laundry!!!
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RichardPencil
| 30
That sounds like you were trying to do badass Morris dancing.
Badass Morris dancers wear protective eyewear!
Badass Morris dancers wear protective eyewear!
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ACCOUNTKILLER
| 18
Don't see many backyards with hills hoists anymore...
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emh86
| 14
We have one.. But the trees and bushes have taken over. We haven't used it in a few years..
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cazza3
| 15
unfortunately my son will never get to know the joy of swing on one, best part of playing outside.
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torrea
| 19
Ouch, careful badass.
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swervelol
| 28
Am I the only one confused as to how spinning a clothesline makes you look badass?
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MoroseMoose
| 47
I was wondering the same thing! Difference of opinion on what is badass I guess.