By Drom - 14/09/2016 12:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I pushed my spinning clothesline around and walked off like a badass. A loose wire then whipped around the back of my head and caught me in the eye. I'm just so badass. FML
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ThePaperDragon 31
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Looks like your clothesline has had enough of being pushed around.

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ragnarok1540 39
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Just slap on an eyepatch, and you'll be on your way to being a badass. All you need now is a hook hand, peg leg, tricorne hat, and a foul mouthed parrot and you too could be the scourge of ... laundry!!!

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kowsee 22
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Oh geez, hope there was no damage. Gotta love those days, when you're just that epicsaurus.

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SpaceToast 24
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At least the wound will make you look like a badass :)

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Brandi_Faith 33
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Until she has to tell people what really happened. Better come up with an awesome story. And if there's one thing FML has taught us, it's never try and be cool/badass/hot/sexy etc, cause it never works out. Lol

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ThePaperDragon 31
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Looks like your clothesline has had enough of being pushed around.

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tigeresscrazy 12
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Bad pun but still funny lol

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Tripartita 44
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Oh, wow, it's started off like that iconic scene in action movies where the hero… does their laundry. Wait, maybe you have a different definition of "badass" than me.

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xxDeeStar 27
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And now you get to wear an eyepatch. So that's definitely badass. On a serious note, hope your eye is okay.

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ragnarok1540 39
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Just slap on an eyepatch, and you'll be on your way to being a badass. All you need now is a hook hand, peg leg, tricorne hat, and a foul mouthed parrot and you too could be the scourge of ... laundry!!!

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RichardPencil 30
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That sounds like you were trying to do badass Morris dancing. Badass Morris dancers wear protective eyewear!

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

Don't see many backyards with hills hoists anymore...

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emh86 14
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We have one.. But the trees and bushes have taken over. We haven't used it in a few years..

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cazza3 15
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unfortunately my son will never get to know the joy of swing on one, best part of playing outside.

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torrea 19
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Ouch, careful badass.

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swervelol 28
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Am I the only one confused as to how spinning a clothesline makes you look badass?

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MoroseMoose 47

I was wondering the same thing! Difference of opinion on what is badass I guess.

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