Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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bitchesbcrazy
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Damned batshit psychopaths
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sweetness17
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15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.
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hatesfate
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Ouch. That sucks. Hope they have good insurance!
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robotchicken19
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Hopefully he listened to the gecko and got geico.
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biggestfan23
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Yea that's when you beep the horn repeatedly.
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kooochris1995
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What's with all the fmls about parking lately? Lol
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trollfaced
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At least you weren't driving a smart car
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royalt313
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That's what your horn is for.. Waving isn't going to do anything bro.
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I_Punch_Babies
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I bet the guy hit him on purpose
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kj51
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"it's that bitch who stole my spot in line"
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MelTheGreat
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who needs driving school?
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Katiekhalifa_fml
| 28
Is that a rhetorical question..?
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MelTheGreat
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Duh.
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amyjadee
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Your mother.
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The_Tool1
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Is that a fat joke?
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Dadz_fml
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No.
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MrSassypants
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Is this also a random, stupid question to add on to the others in this thread?
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The_Tool1
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Mrsassypants, quit putting up pointless questions. Tool
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LunaDragon
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I just wanted to board the fail train, am I in the right place?
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tanneriscool
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Is this spot taken? I need company for this long ride..
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capper44
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Well if you gonna teach then i would just go for lesson while i do have a lisence lol :p
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tanneriscool
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^^ Are you speaking a language?
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McDonaldsworker
| 4
Hey all!
That's the spirit!
Let's all get thumbed down together!
That's the spirit!
Let's all get thumbed down together!
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kylo_117
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SpongeBob
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msm0220
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Lot vulture.
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EatnBeef
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Thems fightin words OP. I didn't see you.
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bitchesbcrazy
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Damned batshit psychopaths
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schrodingersdog
| 4
You forgot insane!
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WaSiSimiLang
| 8
Errr... What? Them being blind /= they are psychopaths... Blind batshit yes...
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grapisy
| 8
I would be quite frightened if I saw a pile of guano driving towards me. Although "Night of the Living Bat Shit" DOESN'T quite have the right ring to it for a horror film...
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DrOfTheInternet
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Make a driving mistake? Must be a psychopath who is trying to kill everyone. Wtf?
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2ndSucks
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Don't be a killjoy. Just laugh at the damn FML.
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AlexanderSilver
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70 I agree. OP acts like the man was too busy cannibalizing his friend to look around.
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sweetness17
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15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.
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or more!
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silentbutfunny
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By switching to Geico
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Minecraftering
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And giving someone a blowjob.
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The_Tool1
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15 minutes can get you a lot from me.
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Bigmoneyshotz
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LMFAO!!!
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quite_bored
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But the question is: Are you in good hands?
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2ndSucks
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Well, only one specific part of him... That is, if the fifteen dollars allows such business.
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sweetness17
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60- what does that mean exactly?
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PackardBell_fml
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And, is State Farm there like a good neighbor?
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omfg_creepers
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From psychopath's perspective: "Oops! Just a little dinger, that's what insurance is for."
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Awsumuzzie
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Lol this reminds me, the should pull out the tooth brush and tooth paste.
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Awsumuzzie
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They*, sorry.
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xbella
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waving? why didn't you honk.
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Keebz_02
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Apparently, in OP's mind, the horn is only for use in letting someone know the light has turned green.
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P_to_the_AM
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Or just back up when you see him coming closer?
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KiddNYC1O
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112- it's a parking lot. Chances are there were parked cars right behind op.
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pinkcrayola
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This happened to me before except they told the insurance company it was my fault.
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DontClickOnMe
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I would've honked if I saw that they were backing up too much. Or I would try to back up a little, too.
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chaela
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Should have honked or backed up your car!
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Vernetto
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The batshit insane psychopath probably backed up too quickly for OP to react at all.
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justalilrandom2
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I did both, the car behind me did nothing, result? Accident is my fault, op as long as it isn't your fault why sweat it? You'll be fine, honest.