FML : Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car...

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Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 5 February 2012 20:41 / Canada

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By bitchesbcrazy | 0

#3997788 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:45

Damned batshit psychopaths

By sweetness17 | 7

#3997791 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:45

15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.

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By hatesfate | 6

#3997776 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:44

Ouch. That sucks. Hope they have good insurance!

robotchicken19 | 0

#3997814 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:47

Hopefully he listened to the gecko and got geico.

biggestfan23 | 11

#3998006 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:20

Yea that's when you beep the horn repeatedly.

kooochris1995 | 14

#3998303 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:26

What's with all the fmls about parking lately? Lol

trollfaced | 2

#3999170 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:25

At least you weren't driving a smart car

royalt313 | 0

#3999176 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:26

That's what your horn is for.. Waving isn't going to do anything bro.

I_Punch_Babies | 7

#3999536 - Monday 6 February 2012 7:11

I bet the guy hit him on purpose

kj51 | 5

#3999570 - Monday 6 February 2012 7:27

"it's that bitch who stole my spot in line"

By MelTheGreat | 23

#3997777 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:44

who needs driving school?

Katiekhalifa_fml | 28

#3997946 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:01

Is that a rhetorical question..?

MelTheGreat | 23

#3998073 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:35

Duh.

amyjadee | 0

#3998125 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:45

Your mother.

The_Tool1 | 13

#3998256 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:16

Is that a fat joke?

Dadz_fml | 0

#3999037 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:01

No.

MrSassypants | 31

#3999076 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:08

Is this also a random, stupid question to add on to the others in this thread?

The_Tool1 | 13

#3999153 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:22

Mrsassypants, quit putting up pointless questions. Tool

LunaDragon | 10

#3999458 - Monday 6 February 2012 6:42

I just wanted to board the fail train, am I in the right place?

tanneriscool | 2

#3999914 - Monday 6 February 2012 9:12

Is this spot taken? I need company for this long ride..

capper44 | 18

#4000748 - Monday 6 February 2012 16:01

Well if you gonna teach then i would just go for lesson while i do have a lisence lol :p

tanneriscool | 2

#4007593 - Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:16

^^ Are you speaking a language?

McDonaldsworker | 4

#4012390 - Thursday 9 February 2012 8:30

Hey all!

That's the spirit!
Let's all get thumbed down together!

kylo_117 | 17

#6560002 - Tuesday 15 March 2016 22:51

SpongeBob

By msm0220 | 0

#3997781 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:44

Lot vulture.

EatnBeef | 7

#3998093 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:40

Thems fightin words OP. I didn't see you.

By bitchesbcrazy | 0

#3997788 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:45

Damned batshit psychopaths

schrodingersdog | 4

#3997953 - Monday 6 February 2012 3:06

You forgot insane!

WaSiSimiLang | 8

#3998231 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:11

Errr... What? Them being blind /= they are psychopaths... Blind batshit yes...

grapisy | 8

#3998930 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:40

I would be quite frightened if I saw a pile of guano driving towards me. Although "Night of the Living Bat Shit" DOESN'T quite have the right ring to it for a horror film...

DrOfTheInternet | 6

#3999108 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:14

Make a driving mistake? Must be a psychopath who is trying to kill everyone. Wtf?

2ndSucks | 15

#3999442 - Monday 6 February 2012 6:38

Don't be a killjoy. Just laugh at the damn FML.

AlexanderSilver | 0

#4001242 - Monday 6 February 2012 18:44

70 I agree. OP acts like the man was too busy cannibalizing his friend to look around.

By sweetness17 | 7

#3997791 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:45

15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.

hahahaidontgetit_fml | 5

#3997809 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:47

or more!

silentbutfunny | 0

#3997870 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:53

By switching to Geico

Minecraftering | 5

#3998216 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:08

And giving someone a blowjob.

The_Tool1 | 13

#3998919 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:39

15 minutes can get you a lot from me.

Bigmoneyshotz | 0

#3999039 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:02

LMFAO!!!

quite_bored | 9

#3999287 - Monday 6 February 2012 5:50

But the question is: Are you in good hands?

2ndSucks | 15

#3999426 - Monday 6 February 2012 6:32

Well, only one specific part of him... That is, if the fifteen dollars allows such business.

sweetness17 | 7

#4007460 - Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:29

60- what does that mean exactly?

PackardBell_fml | 19

#6613686 - Tuesday 24 May 2016 5:47

And, is State Farm there like a good neighbor?

By omfg_creepers | 8

#3997793 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:46

From psychopath's perspective: "Oops! Just a little dinger, that's what insurance is for."

Awsumuzzie | 12

#3998320 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:33

Lol this reminds me, the should pull out the tooth brush and tooth paste.

Awsumuzzie | 12

#3998339 - Monday 6 February 2012 4:35

They*, sorry.

By xbella | 8

#3997795 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:46

waving? why didn't you honk.

Keebz_02 | 0

#3999515 - Monday 6 February 2012 7:04

Apparently, in OP's mind, the horn is only for use in letting someone know the light has turned green.

P_to_the_AM | 9

#3999677 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:27

Or just back up when you see him coming closer?

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4001586 - Monday 6 February 2012 20:11

112- it's a parking lot. Chances are there were parked cars right behind op.

By pinkcrayola | 0

#3997828 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:48

This happened to me before except they told the insurance company it was my fault.

By DontClickOnMe | 28

#3997836 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:49

I would've honked if I saw that they were backing up too much. Or I would try to back up a little, too.

By chaela | 3

#3997837 - Monday 6 February 2012 2:49

Should have honked or backed up your car!

Vernetto | 8

#3999383 - Monday 6 February 2012 6:21

The batshit insane psychopath probably backed up too quickly for OP to react at all.

justalilrandom2 | 4

#4000238 - Monday 6 February 2012 11:33

I did both, the car behind me did nothing, result? Accident is my fault, op as long as it isn't your fault why sweat it? You'll be fine, honest.

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