Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML
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mclauren29
| 22
I think it's great they have a sense of humour, be grateful they are still willing to have fun!
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tunti
| 11
Old people have the best sense of humor!
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applebramble
| 22
Bad grandpa!
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AnOriginalName
| 19
Hey, I would laugh too. It's a funny joke.
On another note, how/why does your grandpa know how expensive blow-up dolls are?
On another note, how/why does your grandpa know how expensive blow-up dolls are?
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kumarina
| 35
Yeah, is curious how you grandpa knows, but it was kind of funny
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
it's not a crucial piece of information to make such a joke
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
I don't know the exact price of blow up dolls, but I guarantee they're cheaper than an actual girlfriend! Haha..
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AnOriginalName
| 19
#46, almost anything is cheaper than a girlfriend!
And that's why I'm single. Yup, the only reason why I don't have a girlfriend....
And that's why I'm single. Yup, the only reason why I don't have a girlfriend....
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Llama_Face89
| 33
Shots fired
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1947Chevy
| 17
I call your bluff #46
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cakefete2
| 30
Even with the rising cost of rubber?
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Welshite
| 39
Blowup dolls make the best girlfriends. They will always love you.
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JMichael
| 25
And they never say no!
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MrSassypants
| 32
My doll did say no once. Then it popped itself. Guess I got to see if my hand is still single, but probably not. Don't tell my hand I said it but, it's a bit slutty. Just jerking about everyone off, except me.
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Capt_Colorz
| 8
But dolls won't make u a sandwich after!!
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jkmartinjk
| 16
^ Soooo... you give lots of handjobs?
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MrSassypants
| 32
Yeah.
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cakefete2
| 30
Duh, sassypants is a handy man.
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random_cashmere
| 25
Old people can be mean, OP
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gmian
| 33
Nah, his grandparents just have a great sense of humor.
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Damned_Architect
| 25
Aren't Grandparents supposed to be supportive and kind, not mean and cruel?
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MortenM
| 17
Maybe, but great sense of humor is what should be focused on here.
Don't be a dick about a hilarious set of grand parents
Don't be a dick about a hilarious set of grand parents
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
having a sense of humor doesn't make them mean and cruel
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KimmyCupZ
| 21
That's stereotyping, #5.
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eternal_malaise
| 10
Good luck with the girlfriend but you should think twice about introducing her to your grandparents.
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
maybe just once so they can see she's real
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H4IL2TH3V
| 8
Make sure they know prior that she is just shy when you bring her to dinner. lol dont want them to think she is rude.
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aire101
| 16
She will never know why they call her 'Doll'...
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israelnotjacob
| 20
Tell them its better than either of them were able to do.
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iAlissa
| 34
That is so disrespectful, especially given that I'm 99% sure his grandfather was joking.
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TXFernwoods
| 26
You have an awesome Grandpa.
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BlackPanther19
| 11
Your grandparents have a good sense of humor. Be greatful
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armonicavita
| 13
At Least your grandparents have a sense of humor :)
On another note, how/why does your grandpa know how expensive blow-up dolls are?