By Anonymous - Australia - Fitzroy
Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML
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  MrSassypants  |  32

My doll did say no once. Then it popped itself. Guess I got to see if my hand is still single, but probably not. Don't tell my hand I said it but, it's a bit slutty. Just jerking about everyone off, except me.