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By jackmehoffa - / Tuesday 3 April 2012 18:10 / United States
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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill enjoyed that pickled dill. But one fine day, Jack got a thrill, from young little Lill, and ditched ol' jill as roadside kill. Young Lill didn't last long, for she felt a chill, and her suspicion was fullfilled and left the hill. And till this day, there isn't much to say, but jack still goes up the hill, with his beloved ol' Jill.

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I actually had NO idea about the "Jill" thing. And when you said it, I looked at my palm, of course, then had to turn it over and had an awkward "Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!" moment

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130 - I'm holding my iPod in my right hand so I looked at my left hand's palm. And I actually have a girl in my class named Jill, she's pretty hot so this made me laugh. (the FML) anyways, I'm just saying I would stay with Jill :)

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All right, troll. I'll play. If you want to evaluate an actor's abilities, you should base your assessment more heavily on his more recent works than on movies made over a decade earlier. He wasn't even 20 yet when he made those movies. He's nearly 40 now. That's a LOT of time for improvement.

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Whooa, things just got real. Shutter Island, totally predictable but that does not change the fact it was amazing. If you try to slag off Leo, watch What's Eating Gilbert Grape and you will see he has been brilliant since a wee boy! If you look at acting ability as opposed to all round film quality, he was brilliant in Titanic and Romeo and Juliet too. He just got so much better along with the films he chose to take part in. And mature like a fine wine he did! Nomnomnom

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71 any girl would get pissed if they find out their bf is cheating on them. In this case it's lack of communication. Good luck OP explain to her and everything will be good.

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@71: But she didn't find out. Someone made a joke on Facebook and she didn't even give her boyfriend a chance to explain. Sure there is lack of communication there, but that's there only because she wouldn't let him speak. Normal girls wouldn't do that, they would believe their bf over a random stranger, and they would ask before jumping to conclusions. Everybody makes mistakes of course, but if she is always like that ... that wouldn't make for a good relationship.

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71- A friend said 'you're cheating on Jill?' you can't put sarcasm behind words over the Internet so its a reasonable response if it's a new relationship.

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sjbartholome said "hold up your LEFT hand with your palm facing you..." and if you did it with your right hand and it said lliJ, i think you should go to a doctor because I'm fairly sure your thumb shouldn't angle towards your hand....

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