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  Exeggcute  |  5

Your first problem is playing Call of Duty

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  GoW_Chick  |  14

I don't know how CoD is a turn on for anyone, it's all about Gears of War for me.

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  shanemaximo  |  7

I seriously hope they won at least. And 76: Gears of war.... You are the greatest.

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  clouds7  |  0

that's hot lol I LOVE GoW!!! :D

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  biglittlehead  |  12

76- halo is way better than GoW and CoD put together.

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  FaZeClan  |  3

I prefer to masturbate with Slight of Hand so it goes a bit faster. I also use Steady Aim for a better chance for it to go straight...(CoD players should understand this).

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  golfer_boi  |  10

Skyrim is the best. Nuff said.

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Ninja pro only keeps you from being heard. Ghost pro keeps you from being seen as well. For your third perk to make sure that your jacking off goes smoothly, I personally recommend Sleight of hand pro. :D

By  Pelreskovich  |  11

Did it turn you on? Because this post turned me on. Yum.

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  markrs  |  0

The wanker was probably listening to everyone's conversation. "Dude, throw the grenade! Throw the grenade!" "Ohh, I'll be blowing something alright. Gimme a minute, Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!" KABOOM!

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  DanLikesDodge  |  5

Should have played Battlefield 3. That's what real gamers play, not wankers.

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  ItsMe805  |  0

Hahaha @real gamers play Battlefield. Sorry but playing the mainstream games doesnt make you a true gamer. Thy are fun and all but they dont make you a true gamer

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  GoW_Chick  |  14

No, you know what makes you a true gamer is that you've logged many hours playing old school Mario bros., Zelda, final fantasy, pokemon, gears of war, and others, and enjoy pwning noobs with online gameplay, and have been to comic-con dressed as one of your favorite charecters, I know because I've done all these things, kind of sounds sad when I put it all out there in the open, but it's a way of life.

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  DanLikesDodge  |  5

I am not a true gamer because I don't have the time to like play 6 hours a day to become the best. I am just playing every now and then. I personally don't like call of duty. I own both games cod and battlefield 3 where battlefield is slightly better. I find it turned too much into cod, that's why I play bbc2.

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90- THANK YOU. Playing these military shooters at all doesn't make you a gamer. Try playing some games other than an FPS and maybe you can call yourself a gamer. RPG, RTS, even third person shooters are out there too.

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  Jaxx66  |  21

Mmmm pokémon! I dislike black&white though. :( Mario and zelda ftw! But you forgot Galaga, Dig Dug, Pole Position, Asteroids, and even Spyro :) (the original 2)

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True gamer plays battlefield? Lol Modern warfare 3 outsold battlefield 3 by millions. Good games that true gamers play are Elder Scrolls , Halo Series. , SWTOR , SSX , GTA , Saints row , Half life , Mario etc.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Wow. The "true gamer" comment just threw me for a loop. Are you really that fucking conceited about VIDEO GAMES? Holy fuck. I rarely say this to anyone (since I used to play video games nonstop when I was a kid), but if that's really your opinion on the matter, you need to get a fucking life.

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  GoW_Chick  |  14

If that is directed at me, nope I'm not that conceited about video games, I don't care what people play, I just thought I'd share my personal experience, and opinion on video games, and I have a life which consist of working two jobs, and barly any free time, or money, so games are my escape.

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  DanLikesDodge  |  5

You don't know shit about me so stop saying I got no life. Just calm the fuck down people. Maybe I didn't choose my words wisely or maybe you are just too bitchy. Whatever, get over it because that comment will be there for the rest of your life.

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  thegreat8  |  1

Oh CoD...How I love you...(btw I'm 12...and a girl...)

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  tylersign  |  11

Ok. Miracle Whip is a pretty delicious, sweet substance. It's usually white and.. Whip-y. One mustn't mistake this for "Cool Whip". There. I talked about miracle whip. Where's my money?

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