At first I thought it was going to be some little boys diaper.... As if the little girl was whoring around

Well that was sure a waste of a comment

Yes, because her preschooler is selling her body to little boys so they can get extra juice boxes.

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Or just static electricity.

6 is probably right. I remember putting on my reversible in the middle school locker room and seeing a pair of my sister's underwear fall out of it. Thank goodness nobody saw.

Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix

One time I took my sweatshirt off..then I remembered I didn't have a short on underneath..thankfully, no one else was in the school library to witness my mistake..

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This has to be the dumbest first few responses ever.

Fuck you sir...... I'm going home *lights a joint*

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It's not too big of a deal, I bet the only person who even registered what they were was the teacher. I bet the preschoolers will forget about it in two days, if they even saw it.

It's underwear. Lol I don't see how that's disgusting.

If you have ever seen giant granny panties... Consider what condition they exist in. Not even the washing machine can cure all of that. It's a sight worth seeing.

your daughter might've taken the wrong nap blanket...

Nbd OP. she's a preschool teacher, I'm sure she's seen worse..

Hahaha, awkward. #6 deleted the comment I was referring to.

Woah! You have the biggest forehead i've ever seen! Cool

Nahhh, I think almost every black person beat her on this one. :)

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Skinny people can wear granny panties too. Not just fat people wear them, I bet some fat people probably wear thongs. You should not assume.

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22 - So does that mean all kids are fat? I really don't know of any children who wear thongs.

If her kid's in preschool, OP could still be getting her body back. It would explain the fact that she called them giant and why they're not something a bit more sexy.

But giant is somewhat of an opinion. If a girl is 5'6 and weighs 110lbs, she could think she's a ginormous elephant. Js

I agree, gentlemn. But that's where anorexia usually comes into play... I don't understand it either.

25- Who said anything about things? They said "giant granny panties" so naturally the assumption would be they are overweight (wether it be from food or the baby.) Also, I don't think you see any; skinny, fat, short, tall, old, or old boys wearing thongs (or at least I hope.)

Just for the record, the word "giant" is quite subjective. To OP, she may feel huge, but to others she may be "normal" (if anyone can actually determine the confines that people must meet to fall into that category). I have a classmate who wears X-Small clothes and upgraded to Small when she became pregnant. Although, I view her as quite petite and tiny already, she sees herself as "fat" and "overweight." In OP's case, she may feel as if they are "giant granny panties," but to someone quite significantly larger than her, that person may think, "Pfft! Granny panties my ass! I can barely fit my big toe into those panties of hers."

60- Yes, you are right. If OP calls her underwear "giant" then she probably views herself as fat. This means that SkoomaKi was also correct in saying she is unhappy with her weight, and should lose some to make herself happier. See, isn't it fun when everyone wins?

NO! Granny panties FTW!!!

"giant" granny panties could be refering to the size of the panties. Granny panties ARE giant compared to thongs, even if both are the same "size".. Theres just more material in granny panties.

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I take it you're relatively new if this is the most embarrassing FML you've read.

No not really. But some fml's are "ouch" some are "WTF" some are "ydi" and this one was the most embarrassing one I had read. To each their own.

The awkwardness between OP and the teacher... At least the teacher was polite about it.

Could have been worse, could have been your vibrator or something