By Anonymous - United States
Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML
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By  fnyunj  |  3

TurboTalon is exactly right.
Years of experience - I've only had to do this once. That's when I learned - if you have the urge to puke, your body is telling you you NEED to puke. You've been poisoned. It's not too hard to accidentally drink too much. Especially when you're young - your body is developing, you're socially awkward, trying to fit in, there's drinking games, etc. All stupid reasons to poison yourself, but it happens all the time.

When you get that urge to puke, you may puke, or you may not. If you don't, well, you could pass out and die of alcohol poisoning. Or not. But your liver still has to process all that crap, and I guarantee you, you will have a horrible hangover the next day. Every single time I've puked, I felt better, usually within the hour, I sober up faster, and the next day, I don't feel like I'd rather be dead. Like I said: I tested this on purpose only one time. I had a lot of tequila, like 12 shots, in about an hour. I forced myself to puke, and it worked. Not only did I feel better the next day, but I realized how stupid and pathetic it was to have to do that. Since then, I'm WAY more careful about over-drinking. I have not had a bad hangover since.

No, I'm no fun at parties. Boo-hoo for you. At least I won't puke in your car.


I better see an fml tomorrow that goes a lil something like this my good friend picked me up from a party last night because i was drinking and once we were in front of my house because I can't hang or handle my alcohol I threw up inside her car Now I have to have the stink washed out of her car fml .....

  romskiies  |  0

yup it's what me and my friends do, whoever is the most wasted sits next to the window and pukes out of it if they start while driving lol
but usually we all handle our drinks not our drinks handle us :P

  TurboTalon  |  0

First off you shoulda told the bitch to put a finger down her throat. Better to control when it happens yourself then to have it randomly happen. Second, should have had her with her face out the car window. Teens these days have no common sense.

  romskiies  |  0

it is rose, n yea outta my friends he would be the biggest drinker, he drinks everything and anything with alcohol, as long as he doesn't drive. i'd say I'm the second cus I just drink to get a buzz and maintain it lol then drive so it works out :D

  RokstaRx88  |  0

I second 24 but man I did the same thing on my 21st. my friend thought it would be funny to do donuts on our way home from bar hopping. oh did he learn his lesson real fast