Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had...

By veethebee - 08/05/2019 01:00

Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2019 20:30

Today, I was on my way to work. Out of nowhere, my period started. Due to allergies, I had uncontrollable sneezes. Now, I have blood all over my pants. FML

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By ZombieLicker - 25/11/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By breebree-0 - 04/03/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML

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By BloodyMarry - 04/06/2013 17:53 - United States

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML

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How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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Bless you

By Achoo - 31/01/2023 02:30

Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML

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Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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MandySkittles 18

Wednesday 8 May 2019 2:34

Rubbing alcohol takes blood right out of clothes. Don't ask how I know.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 May 2019 1:42

You’re gonna look like a bad-ass who bleeds for their work. Your new co-workers will instantly be in awe of you.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 May 2019 1:42

You’re gonna look like a bad-ass who bleeds for their work. Your new co-workers will instantly be in awe of you.

MandySkittles 18

Wednesday 8 May 2019 2:34

Rubbing alcohol takes blood right out of clothes. Don't ask how I know.

25000bees 10

Wednesday 8 May 2019 4:04

r u rlly trying to sound cool bc you know how to get blood out of clothes???

Selene1090 26

Wednesday 8 May 2019 14:10

I've always used peroxide. I've never tried rubbing alcohol though.

idrow 7

Wednesday 8 May 2019 14:37

Nothing like showing up to work looking like a crime scene, lol. That sucks. And yeah, those clothes are probably ruined.

Razell 13

Wednesday 8 May 2019 19:14

This is why they invented handkerchiefs. Which are still sold in the men's department of your average department store. Remember: carry two, one for your use, usually in your back pocket, and a clean one in your breast pocket to offer to someone who needs it, but doesn't have their own. Or to use as an emergency wound dressing, whichever.