By veethebee - 8/5/2019 01:00
Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
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By  Razell  |  13

This is why they invented handkerchiefs. Which are still sold in the men's department of your average department store.

Remember: carry two, one for your use, usually in your back pocket, and a clean one in your breast pocket to offer to someone who needs it, but doesn't have their own. Or to use as an emergency wound dressing, whichever.