By Fitz - 05/05/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
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mattypants 0
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that is so messed up...and someone YDI this... I feel for ya

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mattypants 0
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that is so messed up...and someone YDI this... I feel for ya

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bonicr 0
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I think you can choose where the money goes OP. Choose an organization you care for. I hope it will never matter though OP, thanks.

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immazombeastxD 0
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I'd buy a lamborghini or Mercedes or jaguar or a BMW z4 coupe.

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soccrplease 1
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eavesdroppers never hear good about themselves... :( fyl though really.

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cheeky_booty 11
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Fucken greedy bitches!!!! ur doing an honorable thing!!!! write a will just in case lol

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CTL_fml 0
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that is terrible! but i have asked my mother what i would inherit when she dies... so i'm going to say we're all guilty of it. just to make myself feel better.

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Mischief109 11
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I have never once asked my parents what I would get when they die.

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DaemonDoC 0
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wtf?! FYL for having sh*tty family

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poolshark 0
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Well, were they talking about buying pimp chains and BMWs, or were they saying they would start a charity or something? This makes all the difference, because it's likely they were just dealing with difficult feelings. It's normal to think about death and be scared when a loved one takes on a risky job.

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CelticSkye 13
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I agree w/ #7. Now, having said that, if they were talking about buying shit like jewelry, clothes, ect...I would make sure to list someone else as the person who inherits your death benifits.

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DaemonDoC 0
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wtf?! FYL for having a shitty family

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Darkon 0
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Sounds like it's time to change beneficiaries.

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ZuRG_fml 7
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YLIF ...How much is it?

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Imthedaddy11 16
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fuck, with 400k I would buy a nice house and a my dream car and still have 40k left

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ZuRG_fml 7
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Wow. ...How much is it?

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Drumbum89 0
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I'm military too. 400,000 goes to who ever we want if we die while in the service. Plus unpaid wages and the leave we had gets paid out.

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