By pitytitty - 09/01/2015 09:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Well, apparently he's into that. Maybe he meant your pecks?

Who doesn't love perky tits?

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Well, apparently he's into that. Maybe he meant your pecks?

No I'm pretty sure he was lying to his friends about having a girlfriend because he doesn't want them to know he's gay.

Or maybe OP is overweight and has really perky moobs. There is a world of possibilities.

Perky moobs are always the best.

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Just don't say anything, it's that simple.

thanks for letting us know that you are lost for words!!

maybe he doesn't want them to know that he has a boyfriend and not a girlfriend

Why is this getting downvoted? It's a pretty good explanation.

Who doesn't love perky tits?

Tits are so perfect even gay guys love them.

Had to reread this a couple times till I understood it

No kidding...

Omg me too!

Hey, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Don't be a tit about it.

Haha, my ex liked bigger guys. When I lost a lot of weight (and my man-boobs) he was one sad guy.

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Congrats on the weight loss! I know how hard that can be xD

21- go fuck yourself

That's pretty fucking gross dude... Get the mental help you need

right back at ya cutie ;)

He shouldn't of been upset, you did what was right for you, if anything he should've been supportive.

67, he said that the ex was sad, not upset. He also didn't say he was unsupportive. We don't even know if the weight loss was the reason for the break-up. You can't really control what you are attracted to, or if the attributes you find attractive in a person are healthy or less so. Being attracted to bigger people is equally as unhealthy as being attracted to (borderline) anorectic thin people. Still, both forms exist and for both there is a pool of people more or less happily fulfilling those preferences.

The actually overtones I'm getting from this is that your boyfriend isn't yet comfortable with knowing he's gay or hasn't yet told his friends that fact either. Maybe talk to him to find out properly.

or he likes manboobs. or a third option.