By kaz89 - 28/10/2010 14:19 - United States

Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML
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well maybe you shouldn't be annoying.

You should sleep with all the guys in your office so you can be known as the slutty girl insted of the annoying girl.


ha wow tough

pooper19 3

hahaha ydi for being Heather

lyndis_fml 0

Be less annoying.

pooper19 3

Make her some snickerdoodles, then tell her he has the worlds smallest penis!!

well maybe you shouldn't be annoying.

maryjaneslover7 0

docbAstard stop bleeding out your pussy cuz of grammar

rasellersjr 0

I think most people that are annoying have no idea they are annoying. It's good you found out OP, most annoying people never do, and spend all eternity making those around them want to rip their skin off and shove it down the throat of the annoyance just to silence it. Now you just have to figure out what it is that is so annoying about you and work on not getting under peoples skin...

Just change in moderation. We had an annoying woman in our office. She didn't have an "indoor" voice, wore too much makeup and jewelry and her office was loaded with personal crap AND she pointed out everyone's mistakes. She must have heard us complaing about her because one day she came in with no makeup or jewelry on. She cleaned out her office to the point where it looks like it's unoccupied unless she's in it and now on the rare occasion when she speaks it's barely above a whisper and we have to keep asking her to speak up. At first it was great but she is a senior employee and we have more mistakes because she used to nip them in the bud and now she hides in her office from us. We thought she was pointing out our mistakes because she was being annoying. Now we know she was troubleshooting. All our projects have problems and errors while hers are annoyingly perfect in every way. All she needed to do was take it down a notch, not scurry away when she sees other humans. So now she is still annoying us but in a different way.

That's what you get for talking crap about her. Now she's not gonna help you guys.

No kidding, Sherlock. But obviously we aren't the only workplace where a majority dislikes one colleague and talks about her, or Heather wouldn't have posted in the first place. In our case, no one wanted to walk up to her and say, "You're too loud, your hair and clothes are too young for you so you look ridiculous, you wear too much makeup and jewelry and your office is a visual obstacle course of personal crap. All we want you to do is bail us out on our projects but we don't want to see you or hear you or look at your personal memorabilia." I think a lot of offices have an annoying person that no one likes and it's only human that everyone talk about that person but no one wanted to hurt her feelings. If we did, we would have said it to her face. She heard us and is trying to "fix" the things we bitched about but is overcorrecting and just bugging us in a different way. We just wanted her to be quiet, dress like a normal woman, tone down the makeup, pare down the office junk and bail us out on projects. Now she looks like a bag lady, doesn't make a sound, works in a completely bare office and whispers "I don't know" to our questions when we know she DOES know. I'm sorry we hurt her feelings, really. It must have been so hurtful for her to stand there and listen to us rip just about everything about her. But she's 50 years old and needs to GROW UP.

Long bro long comment and tht is so long!

carnage1106 0

wow my comments pretty high up

they're trying to tell you something: stop being so famous for being annoying.

mintcar 9

Heather, why are you so annoying?

STP907 8

maybe heather should stop being such a bitch then

But, 7 she's not a bitch if she's annoying. There two completely different things.

Have you ever heard of the annoying bitch? They're quite common.

Heather is a scary name. FYL

omG_G00 0

How the hell is it a scary name?

thesunsetglow_fml 8

I agree, I once new a girl named heather and she looked like a troll :(

haha heather is a scary name probably looked like #12 picture!

hey no it's not I'm called Heather thank u very much


ur hot :)

fuck you that's my name

vajennatiles 0

You have a scary face. FYL.

Today, I went to my new job for the first day I've met an annoying co worker fml

I think that's a little harsh. people need to be told what's wrong with them, not insulted because of it.

the truth hurts sorry. now you know that you need to practice not being annoying :)

overheard, nah I think som1 was eavesdropping

LightningLadyy 0

Dr. Bastard; handing out the diagnosis of DUMB alll day!