By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 17:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 434
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So I guess you both came in the wrong place at the wrong time..

I'm sorry that you have to avoid your dad for the rest of your life now..

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I'm sorry that you have to avoid your dad for the rest of your life now..

Forget this awkward moment of family bonding--the Real FML is that OP has never orgasmed with a partner before. Our hearts go out to you, OP.

Ugh... Someone needs to invest in a lock.

Next time, lock the door.

Not everyone has a lock on their door.

Well in that case, expect that someone may walk in when you are going to town on yourself.

This could be why there are no locks on the door if she doesn't have locks...dad wants to monitor who comes in and out of her room and rightfully so!

First, OP doesn't state their gender. Second, how about the father respect their kid and fucking knock instead of everybody telling OP to get a lock.

It's called a 'Door Stop'*drop mic*

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How can you lock the door if doors aren't real? - Jaden Smith

Not everyone has a lock on their door. A good place is the bathroom as you can lock the bathroom door in most houses.

#72 for reasons like this. Or maybe someone just got out of the shower and is standing naked in his/her room ready to put some clothes on.

Maybe because it's a respectful thing to do?

Hope you put on a good show at least

So I guess you both came in the wrong place at the wrong time..

Oh the irony.

Ur profile pic is awesome!! Do those store cream and sugar?

Well, depends on which place OP was at.

Wow that's incredibly mortifying.

"Uh... Hi, Dad... No, it was a seizure. I promise! Coffee, anyone?"

It's ectoplasm!

Need some clarification. Is OP male or female?

I feel like that wouldn't matter... parents should at play knock first... wtf

#32, doesn't say anywhere that OP is female. Either way, doesn't matter, it's still embarrassing.

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Lol, you can't forget something like that. I'm assuming they will eventually talk about it as a joke.

Or just never speak of it again. Just act like it never happened. Nothing wrong with that.

yeah but a picture is worth a thousand words. don't need to talk about it to not see each other the same anymore

That sucks, it will be really awkward to see your dad for awhile now. I reccomend masterbation in the bathroom or some place with a lock. Also lock your door unless it doesn't have one.