Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML
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KK3137
| 31
So I guess you both came in the wrong place at the wrong time..
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KuronoEru
| 26
I'm sorry that you have to avoid your dad for the rest of your life now..
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KuronoEru
| 26
I'm sorry that you have to avoid your dad for the rest of your life now..
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starile
| 19
Forget this awkward moment of family bonding--the Real FML is that OP has never orgasmed with a partner before. Our hearts go out to you, OP.
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Jinxsie
| 27
Ugh... Someone needs to invest in a lock.
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Cads1
| 24
Next time, lock the door.
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SS
| 31
Not everyone has a lock on their door.
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Cads1
| 24
Well in that case, expect that someone may walk in when you are going to town on yourself.
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gintwinsmoore
| 20
This could be why there are no locks on the door if she doesn't have locks...dad wants to monitor who comes in and out of her room and rightfully so!
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mejustbeingme
| 4
First, OP doesn't state their gender. Second, how about the father respect their kid and fucking knock instead of everybody telling OP to get a lock.
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DrBubbles
| 7
It's called a 'Door Stop'*drop mic*
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Cads1
| 24
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PePziNL
| 20
How can you lock the door if doors aren't real?
- Jaden Smith
- Jaden Smith
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ZombieSazza
| 34
Not everyone has a lock on their door.
A good place is the bathroom as you can lock the bathroom door in most houses.
A good place is the bathroom as you can lock the bathroom door in most houses.
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lexos
| 16
#72 for reasons like this. Or maybe someone just got out of the shower and is standing naked in his/her room ready to put some clothes on.
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thecrizzy
| 16
Maybe because it's a respectful thing to do?
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MissKangaroo
| 23
Hope you put on a good show at least
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KK3137
| 31
So I guess you both came in the wrong place at the wrong time..
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TheBelt
| 19
Oh the irony.
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sunny354wi
| 8
Ur profile pic is awesome!! Do those store cream and sugar?
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iNewKid
| 18
Well, depends on which place OP was at.
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feven
| 32
Wow that's incredibly mortifying.
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bdsmslave
| 18
"Uh... Hi, Dad... No, it was a seizure. I promise! Coffee, anyone?"
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PePziNL
| 20
It's ectoplasm!
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SS
| 31
Need some clarification. Is OP male or female?
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DaggNabbit
| 8
I feel like that wouldn't matter... parents should at play knock first... wtf
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starile
| 19
#32, doesn't say anywhere that OP is female. Either way, doesn't matter, it's still embarrassing.
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aliceanon
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Ramos808
| 29
Lol, you can't forget something like that. I'm assuming they will eventually talk about it as a joke.
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dDailydDosage
| 8
Or just never speak of it again. Just act like it never happened. Nothing wrong with that.
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shemademedoit
| 20
yeah but a picture is worth a thousand words. don't need to talk about it to not see each other the same anymore
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baegirl33
| 7
That sucks, it will be really awkward to see your dad for awhile now. I reccomend masterbation in the bathroom or some place with a lock. Also lock your door unless it doesn't have one.