FML : Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML

See the top FMLs

Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Marcipaud - / Thursday 5 May 2016 17:51 / United States - Detroit

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By may14th | 26

#6598233 - Friday 6 May 2016 10:09

I'm hoping it's just clippings and not their entire finger nails. Because that would be a whole other issue.

By CogadhTallon | 16

#6598243 - Friday 6 May 2016 10:17

Sounds like a nail-biting book.

Comments

By may14th | 26

#6598233 - Friday 6 May 2016 10:09

I'm hoping it's just clippings and not their entire finger nails. Because that would be a whole other issue.

AlwaysWatching | 27

#6598821 - Friday 6 May 2016 22:55

I only clicked on the comments to see how long it took for someone to say that

By Earths_Venus | 25

#6598239 - Friday 6 May 2016 10:14

Comment #1 nailed it.

By CogadhTallon | 16

#6598243 - Friday 6 May 2016 10:17

Sounds like a nail-biting book.

By chitochito | 17

#6598329 - Friday 6 May 2016 12:48

Well, that's Michigan for ya.

By Benmantha | 31

#6598369 - Friday 6 May 2016 13:55

I guess the previous owner nailed it.

By False_Stupidity | 41

#6598379 - Friday 6 May 2016 14:14

Call it clip art...

Or not.

By Saikon1357 | 25

#6598589 - Friday 6 May 2016 18:20

Ah yes, public education

By anyagrande | 31

#6598836 - Friday 6 May 2016 23:14

I always pray that things like this don't happen to me at school

By vandj8 | 6

#6599157 - Saturday 7 May 2016 6:41

be happy it wasn't a dried up booger - I've found my share in library books.

By GreyGirl | 15

#6599555 - Saturday 7 May 2016 18:29

Someone drew a giant penis on m geometry book

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I woke up with a ridiculous hangover and no memory of last night. I called my friend who told me that I was so trashed I ended up eating all the...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Miscellaneous

Nearly

Today, my polyamorous boyfriend's wife told me that she found out our shared partner was sleeping with her cousin, behind her and my back, for about a...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today I was finally able to get to sleep after a long weekend of being violently ill. I’m talking couldn’t even hold down water. Any way I finally get...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Canada

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...

Australia

Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos