By fucking mafia or what?? - United States - Marysville
Today, I opened the door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML
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  sens3sfailing  |  24

The flaming dog shit in a bag is a really well known, commonly used prank. You do not need to cite your sources. If people don't get it, that sucks for them. For us of us who do get it, it only ruins the joke...

  plum_lovin  |  28

I would have left a note on my door saying "Person who left crap at my door, what the hell did I do to you?" and see if I get a response... lol


After reading ops' name and every comment, I have opted to threadjack myself, and propose that it WAS in fact The Mafia. Amish Mafia that is. and that was horse manure, not dog poop.

  nycwrestler  |  17

They could step it up. They could get the dog shit print sent to a science lab, have them test the genetics, then put it through the world wide dog data base, and see which dog the shit belongs to.

  Sputnikspak  |  13

Technically, there *is* a DNA database for dogs. It's in Toronto, Ontario, but sadly, it'll do little more than tell you what breeds of dog your dog is (basically, a mutt identifier). And you'll need a mouth swab and around $80.