FML : Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically...

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Gagging - / Monday 15 June 2015 11:57 / United Kingdom - Glasgow

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By _kyleG_ | 34

#6321560 - Monday 15 June 2015 18:42

Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.

By pleasedie | 22

#6321544 - Monday 15 June 2015 18:33

Now that's just gross

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By AirBusDriver | 23

#6321535 - Monday 15 June 2015 18:29

Well that just plain stinks.

tinytyler | 12

#6322457 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 17:25

No clue why this got down voted. It's only a pun for gods sake

AlwaysWatching | 27

#6322497 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 18:52

You must be new here, #68

By Birdclawz | 17

#6321539 - Monday 15 June 2015 18:31

Sounds like a pretty stinky situation.

kendallm505050 | 12

#6321911 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 0:54

Stop.

PePziNL | 20

#6321973 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:02

IN THE NAAAAME OF LOOOVE

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6322056 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 4:21

BEFORE YOU BREEEEAK MY HEAAAAARRT…

43bubba34 | 25

#6322527 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 19:33

THINK IT OOOVER!!!!

Ava_Darkflame | 26

#6324175 - Thursday 18 June 2015 15:54

What the fuck happened here?

By dantee2005 | 33

#6321543 - Monday 15 June 2015 18:33

Is she hobo or hobbit?

PePziNL | 20

#6321975 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:03

Bitch my gurl aint no Hobbit!

~Kanye West

By pleasedie | 22

#6321544 - Monday 15 June 2015 18:33

Now that's just gross

sunnyskys | 25

#6321989 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:28

Don't play footsie you might catch something and it isn't a big toe lol

By Schala360 | 26

#6321545 - Monday 15 June 2015 18:33

urmahgerd, air freshener that shit

bdsmslave | 18

#6321933 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:07

It's time to give her a foot massage... using industrial cleaner as massage oil.

Ms_ValS | 27

#6322251 - Tuesday 16 June 2015 9:45

You would be willing to touch them?

By nonononononono_fml | 16

#6321548 - Monday 15 June 2015 18:37

Better learn to keep the air freshener handy!!

Schala360 | 26

#6321639 - Monday 15 June 2015 19:36

I honestly cant see why our posts are getting down voted, just because we aren't sucking up to OP doesn't mean we have to get down voted

chinaski7628 | 32

#6321646 - Monday 15 June 2015 19:42

Why cover up the smell when it can (most likely) be eliminated?She may have a fungus. Or it's bad hygiene. Both of those are easily taken care of. Either way, air freshener will only mask the problem. The girlfriend needs to fix the problem.