Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
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_kyleG_
| 34
Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.
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pleasedie
| 22
Now that's just gross
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AirBusDriver
| 23
Well that just plain stinks.
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tinytyler
| 12
No clue why this got down voted. It's only a pun for gods sake
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AlwaysWatching
| 27
You must be new here, #68
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Birdclawz
| 17
Sounds like a pretty stinky situation.
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kendallm505050
| 12
Stop.
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PePziNL
| 20
IN THE NAAAAME OF LOOOVE
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laden_swallow09
| 34
BEFORE YOU BREEEEAK MY HEAAAAARRT…
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43bubba34
| 25
THINK IT OOOVER!!!!
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Ava_Darkflame
| 26
What the fuck happened here?
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dantee2005
| 33
Is she hobo or hobbit?
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PePziNL
| 20
Bitch my gurl aint no Hobbit!
~Kanye West
~Kanye West
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pleasedie
| 22
Now that's just gross
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sunnyskys
| 25
Don't play footsie you might catch something and it isn't a big toe lol
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Schala360
| 27
urmahgerd, air freshener that shit
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bdsmslave
| 18
It's time to give her a foot massage... using industrial cleaner as massage oil.
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Ms_ValS
| 27
You would be willing to touch them?
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nonononononono_fml
| 16
Better learn to keep the air freshener handy!!
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Schala360
| 27
I honestly cant see why our posts are getting down voted, just because we aren't sucking up to OP doesn't mean we have to get down voted
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chinaski7628
| 32
Why cover up the smell when it can (most likely) be eliminated?She may have a fungus. Or it's bad hygiene. Both of those are easily taken care of. Either way, air freshener will only mask the problem. The girlfriend needs to fix the problem.
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nonononononono_fml
| 16
Well I was thinking more Febreeze, covering it up and eliminating it all together but either way I was just kidding.
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drrobotnik1
| 18
unfortunately, that's the rule around here.
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Schala360
| 27
#44 yeah well its a shit rule
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19990231
| 29
Get her some foot powder or something to take care of that...
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tranced_
| 44
time to take her to the shower and slyly wash her feet ;)
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cfojo
| 19
Or she can go wash her own damn feet cuz that's nasty
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Darkness_Hate
| 29
Get kinky then give her a feet massage.
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sstahpp
| 33
Would you like some toast with that jam?
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DFMLharsh
| 20
^ wins
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lulinator
| 40
Someone needs a shower. Or some Dr. Scholl's.