Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML
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spazticechidna
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You are watching your kid shit?
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LaColombianita
| 26
I was thinking the same thing! They must be very comfortable with each other if they spend quality time while one of them is on the toilet.
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egc573
| 40
That or the son is quite young. Hopefully.
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ALpein
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We have seating areas set up in my bathroom.
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
Like father like son :)
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Drew167
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OP is a woman.
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aJaguarinRed
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Lmao, did you know if you stare at someone in the bathroom you can hear them say, " Get the f$&@ out!"?
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M_Rainbow
| 7
Maybe that's the look on your face when he is concieved.
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noto_fml
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This was my first thought as well, along with. W T F.
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escapedfromexico
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Like mother like son but still ydi for watching him shit regaurdless of his age
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nahbean13
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56 - If he's really young, and she's trying to potty-train him, there's nothing wrong with supervision. It's called parenting.
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Marissa1586
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Haha! Same question
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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Seriously? Regardless
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mrszane93
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Maybe she has a straining looking face. Relax a little probably.
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iAutumn179
| 12
Maybe she/he has a baby?
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ntherewas1
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That makes this the funniest thing...
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AKGirlinSD
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1, I'm hoping the kid is very young. Maybe when the original poster's son grows up (assuming he's young), the more he will look like his mom :-).
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AnonTEARS
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My thoughts exactly!
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syki
| 22
Be proud, OP - it means you always have an air of concentration.
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Or an heir of constipation in this case.
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ComTlancy
| 12
Or that you look Asian.
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xXxIracebethxXx
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#52 - That is an arrogant thing to say. I am not Asian, but I'm pretty fucking sure Asians would take it offensive to be told that they other people look Asian while taking a huge dump.
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snusk1
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You then know for shure his yours
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YoungMisfit
| 9
Tell him not to pop a blood vessel.
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brookejay_
| 4
how old is he?
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yerevan_fml
| 3
Probably not old enough
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HairyPunisher
| 27
lol I was thinking the same thing. It's assumed the son is an infant or toddler but she never specified. TECHNICALLY, her son could be a teenager, making OP a creeper.
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SystemofaBlink41
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47- i doubt he was a teenager, i mean, what kind of teenager lets their parents watch them take a shit?
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dsbs
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Who doesn't look at their son when he poops? Fuckin weirdos
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duckiegirl21
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One with autism?
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perdix
| 29
For all that is good and holy, please tell me your son is about 2 or 3 years old and just being potty trained!
My first thought was that you were watching a full-grown man straining to take a dump and finally noticing a family resemblance. Yuck!
My first thought was that you were watching a full-grown man straining to take a dump and finally noticing a family resemblance. Yuck!
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PrimeEvilTahir
| 23
She should've said something along the lines of 'my baby son'...
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iliketurdles
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Weird. I always thought you'd be into that kinda stuff Perdix.
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Archay
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44 he is just trying to hide his "cravings" by saying he doesn't like it. :P
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Purplefluff
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Same except I imagined him watching a teenage boy take a shit 0__0
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OttersIsAwesome
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It's no big deal, we all have our shit faces. For example, I look like Wario when I'm constipated.
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aJaguarinRed
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I put on my war face. " THIS ALL YOU GOT?!"
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perdix
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Mine comes out when I'm very drunk.
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OttersIsAwesome
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Shitfaced drunk, I would say.
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ljcarranza
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how do you know what you look like when you take a dump? do you have a mirror in front of your toilet?
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ALpein
| 0
How... what?
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kelissa_fml
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That wasn't the whole point of the FML. It says his son looks like OP's NORMAL face while the son is taking a dump.
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SystemofaBlink41
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9- my grandmother has a mirror in front of the toilet...it's....different.
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LadyGore
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Does that mean he looks like man your wife cheated on you with normally? 0.o
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Blueglasscup
| 18
Say what?
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perdix
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The OP is the mom. This would have been funny if the OP were the dad and they had a chronically constipated mailman.
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Pinkfl0yd
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Perdix, that's full of shit and you know it.
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KaylaDawnn
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Well, let's hope your son is still a baby because in your case that would be kinda creepy.
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MGSPOP
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How did you see your child taking a shit?...
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MGSPOP
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*son
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GVirdi
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Im guessing with her eyes
My first thought was that you were watching a full-grown man straining to take a dump and finally noticing a family resemblance. Yuck!