Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my Mum and Dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML
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daniel1_1
| 13
Paint over their faces
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mgsoloist
| 14
Yeah, I mean why waste money on professional photo editing when you have a stick of white out?
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daniel1_1
| 13
Paint over their faces
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EvilPotato
| 14
and say it is to ugly.
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eminemchick
| 19
well thats rude of them.-.-
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eminemchick
| 19
well thats rude of them.-.-
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McDougal2013
| 0
Well maybe if you had taken care of your teeth they wouldn't have done it.
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PutItIn
| 8
Paint over there faces and say it looks "disfigured"
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TenderizeMe
| 0
Its not everyday you get to be whitewashed :) Take an apple.
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ed11
| 1
I'm guessing they never heard of photoshop?or manners for that reason ?
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Souners
| 3
Photoshop, 1960 style.
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
1960s? Isn't that when old people are born???
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coffeygirl12
| 14
Whiteout(:
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zbajis
| 7
Paint their actual teeth white and say they looked discolored
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Prankster7o7
| 5
Or you know, you could just forgive them? No?
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theaws0m3guy
| 4
Young man...live and let die!
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GoodLookingGeese
| 10
Be happy they didn't make a dartboard out of your pic after all these years of wiping your ass..
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
Ever heard of a toothbrush?
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practicesafesax
| 0
Cool story bro.
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JojoChuo
| 8
Says Mr oh so perfect teeth... :)
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Mouthwash is better for you
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
I heard semen was best.
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
71- I never said that I have perfect teeth
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pieintheface
| 0
Then why are you insulting op?
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ifailplzinsultme
| 0
No I have not. Please tell me oh so wise commenter
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JojoChuo
| 8
You fail, we shall insult you (refering to your username incase you're naturally slow) :)
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daltyboy
| 0
71, 138 calm down we might need to give him sometime hes canadian
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ifailplzinsultme
| 0
146- Im confused are you talking about me? I'm naturally slow and fail. I'm American so here's a glass of shut the fuck up.
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matthewbrazier
| 0
Semen is the best
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Eyeliner_fml
| 0
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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iAmScrubs
| 19
I've never heard of it, but the idea sounds intriguing
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
Damn, one thumbs down already. Guess it sucked, haha.
Hahaha, Akon^^
Hahaha, Akon^^
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RyanMacVey
| 17
that doesnt clean your teeth though... so really its about the same as if she put the white paint on her teeth
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EvilPotato
| 14
3 it's what all the cool kids are doing.
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Eyeliner_fml
| 0
Yeah I herd it's really mainstream
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EvilPotato
| 14
37 do toothpaste not drugs! (that's there slogan).
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howslife123
| 0
I hear that coral toothpaste works too
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EvilPotato
| 14
46 and 47 ya I know the toothpaste with coral bits is a great source of iron.
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mgsoloist
| 14
37-I'm too hipster for it.
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Madiluvsyuh98
| 2
My dentist told me the other day, that some peoples teeth are stained differently. Gray stain gives a white impression, and well yellow is considered gross.
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
Research is starting to find that yellow teeth are quite often healthier than White teeth.
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Tobias5505
| 0
my teeth have a slight yellow tint
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torio123
| 27
Some people have yellowish teeth, some have white teeth, everyone is different. it doesn't mean they don't clean their teeth though. normally, if your teeth are sort if yellow, then the ends of your finger nails will also be yellow, and if your teeth are naturally white then your nails will white too.
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mgsoloist
| 14
Yeah, I mean why waste money on professional photo editing when you have a stick of white out?
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
Maybe it was just payback from when OP use to write on their walls as a child =P
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mgsoloist
| 14
Paycheck is it?
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GoodLookingGeese
| 10
I would rather suggest a dentist and whitening his teeth...
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jasminea
| 0
I bet it made you look better.
be grateful, not hateful
be grateful, not hateful
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DeathMaple
| 3
Visit a dentist more often.
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flockz
| 19
white out will work wonders...
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alpaquette91
| 9
How do you know it's a guy... Seriously ( no sarcasm)
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howslife123
| 0
Because it has the Male sign at the top of the FML -_-
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loserman67
| 35
Just think, it could have been worse. They could have cut you or your bride out of the picture and replaced one of you with the person that came in the frame when it was bought.
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Moota
| 9
Unless..... You're an elephant.
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
together we can fight to keep the bad guy away. He's mean and he hurts and his name is tooth decay! We need to fight this, so we don't get gingervitis! So do you HAVE ANY OF THESE things called CAVITIES? If so, Can you PLEASE try this toothpaste? don't worry, it has a great taste! Don't let your teeth go to waste till they ache because of a few bad brushing mistakes. Use crest, because it's the best! This tooth paste you won't ABHORE because you will run FOR the STORE to get MORE. I IMPLORE you to put this in YOUR mouth TONIGHT before you sleep TIGHT to maintain a BRIGHT healthy BITE DESPITE the FIGHT to keep your teeth WHITE.
made that jingle a few nights ago, thought I'd try it.
made that jingle a few nights ago, thought I'd try it.
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iAmScrubs
| 19
I read it pretending I was Akon.
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a_lenzmeier
| 11
Yeah, it kinda sucked. Nice attempt though.
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
Yeah I made it when I was tired and bored. Guess I should stick to sports eh
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a_lenzmeier
| 11
Probably. You do, however, get an A for effort.
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mgsoloist
| 14
Why do you have that much time on your hands? And if you have so much time, why would you spend it writing about brushing habits?
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
29 i wrote it in like 5 minutes before bed. Trust me, I've written many poems. The average poem takes me hours and hours to perfect.
Too much time on my hands? Poetry is not a waste of time to me (even though this one sucked) probably because poetry is natural to Irishman (Yeates) I'd rather be writing a dumb ass jingle than out smoking pot or creating trouble.
Too much time on my hands? Poetry is not a waste of time to me (even though this one sucked) probably because poetry is natural to Irishman (Yeates) I'd rather be writing a dumb ass jingle than out smoking pot or creating trouble.
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IcySnake
| 0
over half that was from south park.
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ea49610
| 0
This sounds like a comercial
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mgsoloist
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Hey, I'm not dissing poetry. By all means, go for it. It's the subject that makes me wonder lol.
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
I love it when people blame their stupid comments on being tired.
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Tennispro349
| 2
#10 must have alot of friends.
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brosbeforehos85
| 3
south park.
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
Only the first line was from South Park. I made the rest up
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larisonr
| 4
I read it like the voice for MLK from The Boondocks.
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
I took the the first 2 sentences from South Park. The rest I made up...
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
Also, I have a lot of time because I don't sleep much. No, I don't have a wholle ton of friends, but I have a few really good ones. Quality over quantity
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ifailplzinsultme
| 0
Hold up, did you say GINGERvitis? You're right, it's a horrible disease.
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snuffypeacee
| 0
haha love this!!
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athena3100
| 9
Crest always makes me sick :/
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jmpeters
| 4
take a hint. brush yur fuckin teeth.
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starsfan_9
| 7
That's exactly the kind of simple-minded comment I would expect from someone who's profile picture is monster energy
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Tennispro349
| 2
69 is my new hero.
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LaurenLeung96
| 15
ass wipe