By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, I noticed my new neighbor had taken the liberty of putting up signs all around their lawn overnight. There are at least a dozen signs detailing the various reasons everyone on the planet is condemned to hell. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 372
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Tell them to move to Kansas and join the WBC.

What does this have to do with you

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Wouldn't be the same if people didn't have a crazy neighbour?!

iSitt 0

there goes the neighborhood

it wouldn't be the same and I luv neighbors like that

Guess ull be seeing her in hell then

No, Westbro church. Where cool stories are made every day.

What does this have to do with you

at least ur neighbor doesn't tell you to stop playing basketball when it's 8:00 (p.m.)

ya how is this f your life?

Tell them to move to Kansas and join the WBC.

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

westboro church? yes.

SirEBC 7

I'll bet the person who voted your guys' comments down has absolutely no idea who those people are and what they stand for.

Joke is on them. Hell doesn't exist.

milkndstufff 7

it does if your a satanist

it is not Westboro Baptist Church. its Westboro Baptist Cult.

They are extremists. Extremely extreme extremists.

Hidan_fml 0

#1, when I first read this FML, I thought of the exact same thing, instead I was going to say "Is his/her name Fred/Shirley Phelps?"

Similar thing happened to me when mel Gibson came to visit. He threw rocks at children claiming they were devils and would throw boiling water on nuns trying to give them exorcisms. However I got to say his cooking was fantastic

world baseball classic? XD

No, Westbro church. Where cool stories are made every day.

I hope hell is real, and LMAO

wow. how insensitive are you guys? aren't you doing the exact same thing by saying rude things about another religion?

choirnerd9 0

The WBC is not a religion, it is a cult of racist homophobes and their children that try to cover their hatred with religion.

You can probably report it to the city as an eyesore, and then they might make him/her remove them.

neighbor claims religious reasons. city can't do anything... shitty, but that's all that'll happen.

If it's in their own house, how does this affect the OP? Not an FML, more of an "I'm a peeping-tom".

ktdad07 0

I hate peeping toms. Every time I go out on my lawn to do naked pilates

QueenOfBoredom 0

haha i see what you did there

It's on the lawn, not in the house.

gibby1235 6

oh I get it. so if happen to be passing by someones house and a sign catches my eye and I look that automatically makes me someone a peeping Tom. it all makes sense now.

gibby1235 6

oh I get it. so if happen to be passing by someones house and a sign catches my eye and I look that automatically makes me someone a peeping Tom. it all makes sense now.4

KiddNYC1O 20

Well, you still don't make sense. ^

erongetti 2

you need to be a home-owner to understand what op is trying to say. or at least have had a bad neighbor before... it sucks. fyl op! I can just imagine the chats over the fence you'll have!

clacombe 1

I agree with you totally

milkndstufff 7

You should be thankful. He knows what's up. probably just wants to make everyone aware that they should all stop being shit fucks.

mintcar 9

Psycho neighbor is psycho. Stay away from him/her.

mintcar 9

Psycho neighbor is psycho. Stay away from him/her.

Make his/her life a living hell.