FML : Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after...

Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 2 March 2013 00:54 / United States

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By Gesula | 24

#5389367 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:07

F the bird's life.

By Therewhenneeded | 16

#5389366 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:07

Oh dear...been there, done that. My sympathies.

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By Therewhenneeded | 16

#5389366 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:07

Oh dear...been there, done that. My sympathies.

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5389398 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:30

It happens to my friend all the time. So she cut down the huge tree she had in her backyard and no dead birds have been dragged in, by her dogs.

RpiesSPIES | 27

#5389648 - Saturday 2 March 2013 15:14

#1 Empathy is the word you wanted. Don't mean to sound like a grammar Nazi, but the sooner you distinguish the two words the better :)

andyyroxx | 20

#5389673 - Saturday 2 March 2013 15:42

I think they both work fine, and I know it's hard to have a valid "opinion" about something like definitions, but that's my opinion :)

By Gesula | 24

#5389367 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:07

F the bird's life.

happle | 21

#5389898 - Saturday 2 March 2013 17:53

It doesn't quite have a life anymore.

By TrueTriage | 16

#5389369 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:09

Seriously the dog needs to get his role right! He's supposed to protect the bird from evil sylvester and Tom... Jerry is probably heart broken his pal has been eaten.

xxmollyxx | 25

#5389483 - Saturday 2 March 2013 12:04

By apax | 9

#5389370 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:09

What a twit.

zandalee | 19

#5389476 - Saturday 2 March 2013 11:57

Sorry but I'm curious; what's your profile pic of kind sir?

By natashaapickle | 8

#5389372 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:09

Tasty..

By MeLikeBigBoom | 8

#5389373 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:10

Yummy?

By BunchieRules | 31

#5389377 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:13

What disturbs me the most is that he mutilated it to the point where you couldn't even tell what it was at first.

By Demonfish | 14

#5389385 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:18

The dog is a predatory animal, please tell me that no one is surprised that it is following it's nature. I know it's not fun to deal with, but it goes with the territory.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5390829 - Sunday 3 March 2013 9:40

I'm not surprised at all, our dogs are great mouse hunters, usually they'll eat them or take them outside, sometimes they'll leave it on the floor though, that is disgusting!!

By pdp_fml | 21

#5389390 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:22

Dogs have instincts that have helped them to survive in the wilds. I don't think that you can ever completely train that out of animals.

Demonfish | 14

#5389396 - Saturday 2 March 2013 10:28

Let's face it, very very few of us can train those instincts out of ourselves. It's pretty damn arrogant to think that we'd have better luck with other animals.