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Did he warn you in time? Otherwise this could be a more serious FML!
I think OP was hit by the car. Let me explain why, sensibly. 1) It's an FML. It wouldn't be one if he just stepped out of the way of a car. "Today, I dodged a car that almost hit me. FML" 2) The OP didn't realize what the neighbor was waving for (until it was too late, or so the FML implies), so how would he have been able to dodge? 3) it was in a neighborhood. Where I'm from, neighborhood speed limits range from 25-30 MPH. I'm sure it's not very different than that anywhere else, so it's not really a deadly speed, especially if the driver attempted to stop, which he may have. 4) If it was a bonecrushing accident, and you got laid up in a hospital for a while, what would you do to pass the time? FML.
Or or or, OP noticed the car split seconds before it hit and did a super dramatic James Bond roll out of the way. Ok in all seriousness, OP could have noticed and moved, or the driver could have used common sense and decided to stop. OP most likely didn't get hit so quit your blabbering.
Maybe something more than a fucking wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the fuck out of the way.
Did you get hit? If do I hope you are okay and didn't get to seriously hurt and if not at least u werent hit ?
So are you FML-ing because your neighbor was trying to help you out but you misunderstood and felt awkward or did the car actually hit you? If it didn't, you should go thank your neighbor. I'm pretty sure he feels bad if you mistook his helpful gesture and were actually injured.