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Maybe next time. Then you'll get the instant gratification of "furst, bitchez!" and get to sit back with the satisfaction that for once in your pathetic life, you were first at something.

But that day is not today

Edit: Oh, you changed it to '2nd'. Just as clever, but not quite as interesting.

  gracehi  |  31

Not really. Yeah, that would be disturbing and awkward, but at least OP would be reassured that his/her parents are still happy together. Now OP knows that they're not, and I'm sure that must be quite a burden for OP. Sorry, OP. Every relationship has its ups and downs. Maybe things well get better for your parents if they give it a chance.

  Faff  |  20

May be but if the parents are fighting about it I dont think they're that happy. And how is that better than hearing your parents having sex? wouldn't you prefer them being happy instead of fighting?

  HowieDoIt  |  21

Pleo, you get 1 divided by 0...because your comments are too good to define ;) and as for this "slayertack," his mom definitely gave me 2 thumbs up

  Pleonasm  |  34

Are we still counting out of 5 here? Because then I wonder where she got the additional thumbs, and what she was doing with them if she wasn't sticking them up for you.