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By Anonymous / Saturday 31 August 2013 07:24 / United Kingdom
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I'm not sure either is funnier though. If OP is a woman, she should just scream "STEPHANIE DIED OF NEUROSYPHILIS!" before slamming the door. If OP is a man...same thing.

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OP should dress up like Stephanie and then when the next person comes, invite them in. If OP is a guy he should remove his pants last surprising the customer with his, erm, package. If OP is a woman, then she should get a restraining order.

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Maybe they don't care about OP's gender if they're really horny. In fact, we don't know whether Stephanie was a woman or a crossdresser.

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Yea you just have to go to the warehouse a couple of blocks away now............ Uhh i mean i dont know. :O

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Taking their money would be prostitution, so you are suggesting that OP call the police to report him/herself.

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#6, if OP just took the money without offering service I feel as though her "clients" would definitely have something to come back for.. Could be a dangerous situation for OP

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No it wouldn't be prostitution, as that requires an exchange of sex for money. It could, however constitute fraud or theft, depending on the local ordinances.

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If you give someone a hug for money that's basically prostitution, you're selling yourself. Here she would be selling her lies XD

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So somehow strippers don't go to jail? They sell their body, boobs, or sometimes more than that if you pay enough...by you logic shouldn't they al go to jail?

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It's a joke. And strippers usually have the look don't touch policy. Some clubs don't even let them take their bottoms off. Unless they're the really trashy clubs there's very little contact with the customers.

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Definitely has a well-established customer base. Could get into a related business like a massage parlor or selling adult toys.

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A massage business should not be related to this in any way. Any professional massage therapist will not give a happy ending.

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Hey if you are ever low on cash you could just sit in your apartment and wait... Or you could take this business opportunity and run with it, make cards and hand them out to expand the clientele.

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