FML : Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think...

Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 May 2014 19:22 / United States

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By whaime | 10

#5941917 - Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Time to call the police! lol

By rocker_chick23 | 27

#5941919 - Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Call the police.

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By whaime | 10

#5941917 - Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Time to call the police! lol

silvercamaro | 21

#5941985 - Monday 12 May 2014 2:16

Or just call the parents, they could probably straighten everything out for OP. Of that doesn't work then yes, call the cops

PIGaming | 21

#5942121 - Monday 12 May 2014 5:15

"Better call Saul!"

Ghosty546 | 16

#5942178 - Monday 12 May 2014 6:45

@21 if he's a crackhead he's probably not in the best state of mind to listen to reason.

PageantGirlXOXO | 16

#5942196 - Monday 12 May 2014 7:09

21: Unless they moved out to avoid their son. Which is shitty for OP. You can't reason with crackheads very well.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5943241 - Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:48

They say you are the company you keep...

By rocker_chick23 | 27

#5941919 - Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Call the police.

Demig0d6 | 14

#5942205 - Monday 12 May 2014 7:31

Or et him in and becomes friends

ThatPlankton | 15

#5942400 - Monday 12 May 2014 14:40

Crackhead (E.T.) phone home.

By Kiki242 | 19

#5941920 - Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Call the police if he doesn't leave you alone.

By KingLewisII | 34

#5941921 - Monday 12 May 2014 1:40

Well, home is where you make it

UnicornFarts | 15

#5942044 - Monday 12 May 2014 3:42

You like to see homos naked.

s7evin | 12

#5942230 - Monday 12 May 2014 8:36

You like to see homos naked??

By STEALTHHUNTER88 | 13

#5941924 - Monday 12 May 2014 1:40

Home is where the crackhead breaks in!

By Tdrizzzzzly | 19

#5941933 - Monday 12 May 2014 1:45

He probably left his stash in one of the air vents. Just give it back!

By psycheiris13 | 20

#5941935 - Monday 12 May 2014 1:48

No wonder they didn't tell you! Haha but seriously you don't have to put up with him in any way, it's your house and if he doesn't stop get the police involved.