Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room...

By curtain buyer - 9/3/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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By dawood_k | 27

#6226387 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:20

Be honest...
How long did you watch them go at it

By jarrettd | 27

#6226390 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:22

Or, you could stand at the window and make the face that my profile pic makes. Once someone sees this look through their window they'll buy you and themselves new curtains.

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By fsomelife | 26

#6226381 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:16

And brain bleach. And new eyes.

onlychildFTW | 33

#6228592 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 9:11

What if their hot? That's a free show! Haha.

By CThomp48 | 10

#6226383 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:16

And some therapy.

By MegaExplosives | 17

#6226384 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:17

Hopefuly they don't have any super awkward kinks.

By WCARlover | 34

#6226386 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:19

Your neighbors thought that maybe they'd give you more show options D:

By dawood_k | 27

#6226387 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:20

Be honest...
How long did you watch them go at it

False_Stupidity | 41

#6226823 - Monday 9 March 2015 19:02

And did you pick up any new ideas or techniques?

By Silvermaye | 25

#6226388 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:21

At least you aren't Ross, and your new neighbours are your best friend and sister!

By Steffi3 | 40

#6226389 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:21

Or maybe inform them, so you don't have to sit watching tv with the curtains closed all the times.

By jarrettd | 27

#6226390 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:22

Or, you could stand at the window and make the face that my profile pic makes. Once someone sees this look through their window they'll buy you and themselves new curtains.

firefox9778 | 20

#6226392 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:23

Or just stare back. Haha

soulcrusher11 | 16

#6226912 - Monday 9 March 2015 20:30

best idea ever. lol.

By ZY1431 | 24

#6226394 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:24

the smell of bleach in your future i sense.

By hammonds92 | 21

#6226398 - Monday 9 March 2015 11:29

Right...I bet your pretending Netflix add a hustler selection has you pull your chair to the window lol