By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

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Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
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Be honest... How long did you watch them go at it

Or, you could stand at the window and make the face that my profile pic makes. Once someone sees this look through their window they'll buy you and themselves new curtains.

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And brain bleach. And new eyes.

What if their hot? That's a free show! Haha.

And some therapy.

Hopefuly they don't have any super awkward kinks.

Your neighbors thought that maybe they'd give you more show options D:

Be honest... How long did you watch them go at it

And did you pick up any new ideas or techniques?

At least you aren't Ross, and your new neighbours are your best friend and sister!

Steffi3 40

Or maybe inform them, so you don't have to sit watching tv with the curtains closed all the times.

Or, you could stand at the window and make the face that my profile pic makes. Once someone sees this look through their window they'll buy you and themselves new curtains.

Or just stare back. Haha

soulcrusher11 16

best idea ever. lol.

the smell of bleach in your future i sense.

Right...I bet your pretending Netflix add a hustler selection has you pull your chair to the window lol