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the bird may or may not have an unfortunate accident in the near future if they don't shut it up.

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Why must we start with bird violence. Maybe try peaceful talk with the neighbours to see if they can silence it. If not, I agree kill it.

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I remember living in apartments and thinking someday I would have a house where I wouldn't have to hear everything the neighbors do. I wish that were true. I guess ear plugs or living away from town are the only way to get peace and quiet.

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Then give me $50 bucks and I'll direct you to a YouTube video. You could look it up yourself.... actually, you can't, you have to pay me $50.

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If you youtube the lyre bird (as the person above me indicated) then you'll get to see this on the documentary without even needing to pay anybody!

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#6 I'm sure OP wouldn't mind renting you a room if she has a spare. You can pay her $200 a month or something. Plus you get a dream come true ;P

The opportunities for hilarity...OP please continue to make fml's regarding the amazing bird if something happens.

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I can see it now " Today, I started my mission to assassination my neighbours loud bird...."

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Just round up some stray cats for the assassination. Please, I can already see the FML. Today, a horde of stray cats got into my house and ate my bird. FML.

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if anything that deescalated quickly. I think I'd would try killing bird first before buying a new house or maybe seeing if the neighbours can shut the bird.

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