FML : Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to...

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Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 16 August 2010 04:11 / United States

Intimacy

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By FFML_314 | 11

#1251718 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Quest_ | 13

#1251769 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:24

Missing teeth = cunnilingus from heaven.

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By lickmyjock | 0

#1251703 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:09

looks like you do too.

By FFML_314 | 11

#1251718 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SamJerkinGirkins | 0

#1251736 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:18

Agreed on many levels. =]

XZero_fml | 0

#1251845 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:37

maybe she just wants sex? who the hell gets back into a committed relationship when you're newly divorced? OP needs to calm down.

FFML_314 | 11

#1251854 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:40

Divorce is a long process. The OPs mother was most likely seperated from her husband for a long time. There's really no telling whether or not it was just about sex. Like I said, the mother deserves to be happy and OP is a whiny brat.

twinmum_fml | 6

#1252107 - Monday 16 August 2010 02:14

WIN totally agree, op needs to grow up

blueeyes24 | 0

#1253333 - Monday 16 August 2010 06:08

agreed... she's happy and so long as he is a nice person, who cares. grow up it's not about you

Brittney_E | 0

#1262321 - Wednesday 18 August 2010 10:58

my moms been divorced 9 times. ._.

devyn0426 | 3

#1367636 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 03:08

damn; no need to give her a lecture. she just doesn't like the look of the guy. it's not that big of a deal.

CoGhostRider | 31

#5596862 - Thursday 25 July 2013 03:46

Besides us ugly guys can really lay it down ;)

senordonkeydildo | 15

#7443108 - Sunday 23 April 2017 06:42

Murderer*

By bluebell707 | 13

#1251720 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:16

LALALALA~

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1380398 - Friday 10 September 2010 05:55

hill naw

By SOTYsNumber1Fan | 0

#1251722 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:16

Worst beak I have ever heard ^^^

By lickmyjock | 0

#1251747 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:21

lol @ 4

By Quest_ | 13

#1251769 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:24

Missing teeth = cunnilingus from heaven.

crystalponds | 11

#1251931 - Monday 16 August 2010 01:06

Omfg WIN!!!!!

c12azy13ananas | 0

#1252236 - Monday 16 August 2010 02:55

You have beautiful blue eyes #11. And although I have all of my teeth, I'd looooove to perform cunnilingus on you :)

doink | 0

#1252416 - Monday 16 August 2010 04:01

That's not a creepy thing to say to a stranger. Not creepy at all...

AmericanBadAss | 21

#6686660 - Saturday 10 September 2016 01:10

You're right about that. And it goes both ways. The "No Denture Adventure" just feels so much better.

By skid1996 | 0

#1251779 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:28

you actually do look like a dipshit us tool

By Poepiepiesie | 3

#1251790 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:30

Meh get over it.

By Chipi427 | 0

#1251810 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:33

You're just jealous your mom has a boyfriend and all you have is a tub of chocolate Ice Cream, sweats and Netflix on a Friday night.

By misfitSuperStar | 0

#1251876 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:47

Try to ignore it, op. Gives a whole new meaning to 'blinded by love'!! FYL hard!!

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