Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He...

By Anonymous - 16/8/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

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By FFML_314 | 11

#1251718 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:15

OP, I have this sudden urge to tell you to shut up and grow up. Instead of being a selfish brat that's "embarrassed" by your mothers choice in men, try being happy that she doesn't have to spend her time alone. Divorce is not easy and you don't get to decide who she falls in love with. Unless the guy is a murder/rapist/pedophile/arsonist or any other type of criminal, shut up.

By Quest_ | 13

#1251769 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:24

Missing teeth = cunnilingus from heaven.

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By lickmyjock | 0

#1251703 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:09

looks like you do too.

By FFML_314 | 11

#1251718 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:15

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SamJerkinGirkins | 0

#1251736 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:18

Agreed on many levels. =]

XZero_fml | 0

#1251845 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:37

maybe she just wants sex? who the hell gets back into a committed relationship when you're newly divorced? OP needs to calm down.

FFML_314 | 11

#1251854 - Monday 16 August 2010 12:40

Divorce is a long process. The OPs mother was most likely seperated from her husband for a long time. There's really no telling whether or not it was just about sex. Like I said, the mother deserves to be happy and OP is a whiny brat.