Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML
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FFML_314
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OP, I have this sudden urge to tell you to shut up and grow up. Instead of being a selfish brat that's "embarrassed" by your mothers choice in men, try being happy that she doesn't have to spend her time alone. Divorce is not easy and you don't get to decide who she falls in love with. Unless the guy is a murder/rapist/pedophile/arsonist or any other type of criminal, shut up.
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Quest_
| 13
Missing teeth = cunnilingus from heaven.
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lickmyjock
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looks like you do too.
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FFML_314
| 11
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SamJerkinGirkins
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Agreed on many levels. =]
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XZero_fml
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maybe she just wants sex? who the hell gets back into a committed relationship when you're newly divorced? OP needs to calm down.
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FFML_314
| 11
Divorce is a long process. The OPs mother was most likely seperated from her husband for a long time. There's really no telling whether or not it was just about sex. Like I said, the mother deserves to be happy and OP is a whiny brat.
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twinmum_fml
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WIN totally agree, op needs to grow up
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blueeyes24
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agreed... she's happy and so long as he is a nice person, who cares. grow up it's not about you
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Brittney_E
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my moms been divorced 9 times.
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devyn0426
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damn; no need to give her a lecture. she just doesn't like the look of the guy. it's not that big of a deal.
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CoGhostRider
| 31
Besides us ugly guys can really lay it down ;)
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senordonkeydildo
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Murderer*
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bluebell707
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LALALALA~
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B4SK3TB4IL
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hill naw
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SOTYsNumber1Fan
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Worst beak I have ever heard ^^^
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lickmyjock
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lol @ 4
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Quest_
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Missing teeth = cunnilingus from heaven.
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crystalponds
| 11
Omfg WIN!!!!!
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c12azy13ananas
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You have beautiful blue eyes #11. And although I have all of my teeth, I'd looooove to perform cunnilingus on you :)
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doink
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That's not a creepy thing to say to a stranger.
Not creepy at all...
Not creepy at all...
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AmericanBadAss
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You're right about that. And it goes both ways. The "No Denture Adventure" just feels so much better.
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skid1996
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you actually do look like a dipshit us tool
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Poepiepiesie
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Meh get over it.
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Chipi427
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You're just jealous your mom has a boyfriend and all you have is a tub of chocolate Ice Cream, sweats and Netflix on a Friday night.
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misfitSuperStar
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Try to ignore it, op. Gives a whole new meaning to 'blinded by love'!! FYL hard!!