By PUA - 15/03/2012 01:06 - United States
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Ex-Marine used Slash on the wild enemy Boyfriend! It was super effective!
I bought a shotgun, just so I could clean it, whenever some horny douche bag comes to pick up my daughter. While leering ay him, I mention that I also own remote land in Montana and a shovel. Seems to be working.
64, Thats when you tell him about how that would have been really useful to you had you not finished recovery for your nymphomania and anger management issues. Fortunately, the doctor said you're legally fine so long as you stay on your pills. She may be forbidden from seeing you again, but at least you get a laugh out of it and avoid ending up in a family full of morons.
Technically, I think he can get in trouble for threatening that; more so if he actually follows through with it... Also, FYL.
No judge on the planet would convict a father for scaring the hell out of his daughters latest boyfriend. Shoot, he could probably actually do it and simply tell the judge you attacked his daughter. Point of the story is, don't try to have a one night stand with a girl who's dad will defend her honor.