By bf - Canada - London
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
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  zandalee  |  19

No, it's all in the piss.
Challenge him to a pissing contest.
He who has the worst reek coming from their piss is the one who actually did eat their asparagus!!!

  GRubi  |  17

Unless her father has a history of lying, there would be no reason for her to believe her new boyfriend, who she's probably only known a few months, over her father, who she's known her whole life.

By  naxeeb  |  33

He's obviously just pulling your leg. Be honest with your girlfriend and tell her how you couldn't have done it.
Considering that he pulled a prank on you, I'd say that you're doing pretty good!

  arandomusernameaa  |  20

That or he hates him already and wants him out...

  swick25  |  22

Actually if you research it they eat vegetables. Green vegetables were a very big part of my dogs diet we had him on for Cancer. The Vet highly approved of this as well. Research your information and get it correct before making a comment like that. Thanks and have a wonderful daaaaaaaay..... :D

  Enslaved  |  36

What about all those dog foods that advertise that theirs are made with wholesome grains, real beef, and accented with vitamin-rich vegetables?

  Cbethkid  |  15

Yeah but he was only on it because a vet said so. People who veganize their dogs even if they're healthy annoy me. Let the dog eat what it's supposed to.