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By  Verst

Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.

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No, it's all in the piss. Challenge him to a pissing contest. He who has the worst reek coming from their piss is the one who actually did eat their asparagus!!!

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#22 beat me to it. I was going to say what does farting have anything really to do with asparagus. It is Allllllll In the urine.

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By  Verst

Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.

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Unless her father has a history of lying, there would be no reason for her to believe her new boyfriend, who she's probably only known a few months, over her father, who she's known her whole life.

He's obviously just pulling your leg. Be honest with your girlfriend and tell her how you couldn't have done it. Considering that he pulled a prank on you, I'd say that you're doing pretty good!

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Actually if you research it they eat vegetables. Green vegetables were a very big part of my dogs diet we had him on for Cancer. The Vet highly approved of this as well. Research your information and get it correct before making a comment like that. Thanks and have a wonderful daaaaaaaay..... :D

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What about all those dog foods that advertise that theirs are made with wholesome grains, real beef, and accented with vitamin-rich vegetables?

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Yeah but he was only on it because a vet said so. People who veganize their dogs even if they're healthy annoy me. Let the dog eat what it's supposed to.

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