By bf - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
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Fart to prove them wrong

Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.


christian2234 15

Seriously ?

Rainhawk94 27

He's completely cereal

Fart to prove them wrong

No, it's all in the piss. Challenge him to a pissing contest. He who has the worst reek coming from their piss is the one who actually did eat their asparagus!!!

#22 beat me to it. I was going to say what does farting have anything really to do with asparagus. It is Allllllll In the urine.

crazytwinsmom 25

Farting is for broccoli proof of consumption.

Rainhawk94 27

Home of challenge pissing! If you can pee 10 feet in the air and not get wet, you get a free car!

No down payment, don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off. Go to big bill hells cars the only dealer that tells you to fuck off.

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Show it anyway

Yeah you look like a real threatening guy, 10/10 would shit my self again.

I don't look threatening in my picture but at 285 & 6' 2" I don't really care about how I look in pictures lol

Whoa easy there. lol

Lol that was a response to someone who deleted their comment... I'm not trying to impress anyone


Because that's not insane or anything...

Alright, calm down Satan.

#47 never claimed I was sane... #53 I thought I heard my name called

jazzy_123 20

ok 70, stop trying to seem badass and shut up... please.

Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.

he* My apologies.

adi33 8


Rainhawk94 27

Hisssss hissss i hear a snake

Not paying attention at all backfires sometimes.

rhcpgurl 18

The fact that she didn't believe you is a factor that she may not be the one

Unless her father has a history of lying, there would be no reason for her to believe her new boyfriend, who she's probably only known a few months, over her father, who she's known her whole life.

He's obviously just pulling your leg. Be honest with your girlfriend and tell her how you couldn't have done it. Considering that he pulled a prank on you, I'd say that you're doing pretty good!

arandomusernameaa 20

That or he hates him already and wants him out...

StompinOnCrayons 15

Well, just explain afterwards :)

jojimugo 20

Dude you got trolled .... Big time

Even dogs need to eat their vegetables.

Nope, they're actually carnivores.

Actually if you research it they eat vegetables. Green vegetables were a very big part of my dogs diet we had him on for Cancer. The Vet highly approved of this as well. Research your information and get it correct before making a comment like that. Thanks and have a wonderful daaaaaaaay..... :D

What about all those dog foods that advertise that theirs are made with wholesome grains, real beef, and accented with vitamin-rich vegetables?

perdix 29

#21, nope, they're actually omnivores.

Yeah but he was only on it because a vet said so. People who veganize their dogs even if they're healthy annoy me. Let the dog eat what it's supposed to.

21-- cats are true carnivores, dogs are omnivores.

There is nothing you could really do in that situation! Just take it and keep it moving....