By Anonymous - 01/01/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriends mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp comes up from my throat. And not only that. A small chunk of mucus flies out and lands on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML
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Should have just thrown in the chewbacca moan/growl for good measure.

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omg ewww that sucks!

I was drinking coffee in my truck waiting for my girlfriend when I read this. Now I have to clean puke off my dashboard.

Rebecca1993 0

Aw, well something like that is perfectly natural. Especially if you're nervous about making a good impression. I know that when I think about things like that too much, something bad is bound to happen. Anyway, I'm sure your bf's mom won't judge you based on that (:

Ummm...yeah...Ewwww.

iluvpandas 0

Yummm

KassyNicole 0

Wow, that sounds....Delicious.=)

Should have just thrown in the chewbacca moan/growl for good measure.

Towelie_31 0

thats kind of a fucked up thing to say... i mean how do you think chewbaccas gonna feel if he hears you're comparing him to this girl? you should be more considerate

I think I love you...

renaet 0

Geez what a bitch! Chewbacca, we still love you! :]

things'll never be the same said the spaceman

We're only humans, what are we supposed to be perfect 24/7? :/ Stuff happens At least it wasn't something on purpose, you had good intentions.

Did u follow it up by saying "shit, missed"? In any case, objective failed. Retrying will require starting from the checkpoint in front of ur bf's mother.