Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML
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danaloren
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just hope she dies first (:
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youliketacos
| 0
Old people, they say the darnest things!
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danaloren
| 3
just hope she dies first (:
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The_Weirdo
| 10
Oh no, you see, they already put the insurance on him, and they're afraid of competition.
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whiskuit
| 0
Well if she dies first, they're not getting a f*cking cent of her insurance money, you hear?!
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Keyman1212
| 14
Old wealthy people are particular about their money.
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KingGeorgeGal
| 12
Well, isn't that a pleasant introduction?(:
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MrSassypants
| 32
1 you kinda just told someone to hope an old lady dies and then you put a smiley face. O_o
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youaregay12345
| 0
I hope you die first
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manMadeFAIL
| 7
cant blame the for be protective..
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yummycupkake
| 0
you should have responded with "let's be honest here, granny, does it really matter? you'll only be able to enjoy the money for give or take 3 years."
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chessypie
| 0
hell ya you got that right!!!!!!
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GreenMaze
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Tell her your NOT married to him yet.
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Pawned71
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HAHAHAHAHAHA THE FIRST COMMENT RULES!!!
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Tektite
| 14
LOL! Best first comment.
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PetiteLady
| 4
When grandma is not looking, rub-off grandpa. You'll be a beneficiary whether you marry your boyfriend or not. Not bad pay for 2 minutes work.
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Lumenoire
| 0
Well, it's better than them saying, "I say, our grandson is dating all kinds of riff-raff these days!"
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Ahkoifish
| 0
Quite classy of them!
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NoodleBurger
| 0
I seriously hate old people.
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vistamar
| 3
Haha i know right! God they need to chill out! Besides, who introduces themselves that way?!
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gmc_blossom
| 21
52-
*You're.
*You're.
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incrapper
| 7
everyone liked what u said cuz ur cute, f**k it I did the same I liked the pic not the comment
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Panda_Shy_Haven
| 17
Yea she dies first..-_-
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BeatlesObsessed
| 12
Wow, grandpa needs to chill.
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BeatlesObsessed
| 12
grandma *
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its always good to be upfront...
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destr0yer
| 7
sounds like a bitch
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karmennn
| 0
op should have put: "sophisticated"
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wrigleys
| 4
meh, i like both ways
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GrahamAker
| 3
why should u? your not married. unless he claims you to be a beneficary you don't get a dime.
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swittig
| 0
OP wasn't trying to get anything. she's just making the point that his grandma was being a bitch.
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rarrar321
| 3
....are you the grandma?
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Creamysweeps
| 5
for some reason I read Graham as grandma and I was like holy crap 74 is right
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BuhZinga
| 2
The real question here, GrahamAker, is why would the grandma assume op was after insurance money? Is the boyfriend in some kind of high risk career with excellent insurance benefits? Maybe he's in the military? If so that's something op should have mentioned. The way it's written now makes it seem like grandma's expecting little Johnny to croak at any moment...
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ethang1996
| 0
or his parents have money and have quite a bit of life insurance on him.
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youcantwin
| 8
thats wrong =[
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bag0305
| 3
dude that is so true!
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flockz
| 19
their plain white shoes scare me....
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willbruton_
| 0
Grandma's can be psycho.
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youliketacos
| 0
Old people, they say the darnest things!
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daAce77
| 8
She's on to you!!
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iDONTNO54
| 0
EPIC WIN!
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wdfcrystal
| 6
Sounds like THEY want the insurance money.
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Leftieswillrule
| 3
what grandparents plan on getting insurance money from their grandkids?that's fucked up
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bentleysdad11611
| 0
I agree with 81 i mean if your a grandparent why would you even begin to think about outliving our grandchild ? granny was just saying u better be here for the right reason but she proly could've approached it a little differently
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wdfcrystal
| 6
Iunno, there are some pretty effed up people in the world, though~
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EricHassli94
| 4
Golddigger!
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sourgirl101
| 28
I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps the grandfather believes you're "only" dating his grandson to be with him to share the inherence when he does die. Or perhaps I'm just looking too deep into crazy talk! Lol