By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 02:57 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began talking to it proving I wasn't scared. Out of nowhere, it's beak clenched onto my nose making it gush blood on the carpet. I was hospitalized. FML
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okay, 1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird? wow... 2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in? your life is pretty f***ed

I just have to say, it makes me laugh really hard that the advert on the side of this page is for some fancy parrot cage.

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What'd you do, shove your face in the cage? Dumbass.

Why would you stick your face close to an animal you just met? I work with over 20 trained parrots but I would still never stick my face up close to them. You are a stranger the bird was probably scared

I'll bet the first comment has been moderated. Lol

Owwie that certainly sucks

That sucks! I hate parrots! #1, what's your deal?

first of all, not every parrot can talk. second: always leave animals wth sharp thingy's alone. you deserved that one

Wow. At least you had the guts to go near it? I don't know, man. My friend has a parrot that would do the same thing if I got near it. Those birds can be scary fuckers. D:

Well, I have to say that I'm impressed, at least...

I just have to say, it makes me laugh really hard that the advert on the side of this page is for some fancy parrot cage.

Wow, lady, you got balls! You absolutely deserve a trophy.

@#7; Thats because a script looks for certain words and pops up a fitting ad. for it.

okay, 1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird? wow... 2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in? your life is pretty f***ed