By Anonymous - 19/3/2009 02:57 - United States
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began talking to it proving I wasn't scared. Out of nowhere, it's beak clenched onto my nose making it gush blood on the carpet. I was hospitalized. FML
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By  jakenherman  |  0

okay,

1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird?
wow...
2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in?

your life is pretty f***ed

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  Cleo88  |  6

Why would you stick your face close to an animal you just met? I work with over 20 trained parrots but I would still never stick my face up close to them.
You are a stranger the bird was probably scared

By  Minstrels  |  0

Wow. At least you had the guts to go near it? I don't know, man. My friend has a parrot that would do the same thing if I got near it. Those birds can be scary fuckers. D:

By  jakenherman  |  0

okay,

1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird?
wow...
2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in?

your life is pretty f***ed