Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began talking to it proving I wasn't scared. Out of nowhere, it's beak clenched onto my nose making it gush blood on the carpet. I was hospitalized. FML
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_pokeys
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What'd you do, shove your face in the cage? Dumbass.
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Cleo88
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Why would you stick your face close to an animal you just met? I work with over 20 trained parrots but I would still never stick my face up close to them.
You are a stranger the bird was probably scared
You are a stranger the bird was probably scared
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pie_flavor
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I'll bet the first comment has been moderated. Lol
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hk_fml
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Owwie
that certainly sucks
that certainly sucks
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Kristiekins
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That sucks! I hate parrots! #1, what's your deal?
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AntiChrist7
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first of all, not every parrot can talk. second: always leave animals wth sharp thingy's alone. you deserved that one
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Minstrels
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Wow. At least you had the guts to go near it? I don't know, man. My friend has a parrot that would do the same thing if I got near it. Those birds can be scary fuckers. D:
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green_199
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Well, I have to say that I'm impressed, at least...
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thequeenofscots
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I just have to say, it makes me laugh really hard that the advert on the side of this page is for some fancy parrot cage.
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Rach_star
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lmao!!
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tsezu
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Wow, lady, you got balls! You absolutely deserve a trophy.
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Tehalon
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@#7; Thats because a script looks for certain words and pops up a fitting ad. for it.
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jakenherman
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okay,
1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird?
wow...
2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in?
your life is pretty f***ed
1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird?
wow...
2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in?
your life is pretty f***ed
1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird?
wow...
2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in?
your life is pretty f***ed