FML : Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began...

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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began talking to it proving I wasn't scared. Out of nowhere, it's beak clenched onto my nose making it gush blood on the carpet. I was hospitalized. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 19 March 2009 02:57 / United States

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By jakenherman | 0

#42432 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:37

okay, 1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird? wow... 2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in? your life is pretty f***ed

By thequeenofscots | 0

#42418 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:25

I just have to say, it makes me laugh really hard that the advert on the side of this page is for some fancy parrot cage.

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By _pokeys | 0

#42395 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:07

What'd you do, shove your face in the cage? Dumbass.

Cleo88 | 6

#5395985 - Thursday 7 March 2013 06:40

Why would you stick your face close to an animal you just met? I work with over 20 trained parrots but I would still never stick my face up close to them. You are a stranger the bird was probably scared

pie_flavor | 16

#5601887 - Sunday 28 July 2013 12:40

I'll bet the first comment has been moderated. Lol

By hk_fml | 9

#42398 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:09

Owwie that certainly sucks

By Kristiekins | 0

#42399 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:09

That sucks! I hate parrots! #1, what's your deal?

By AntiChrist7 | 0

#42402 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:11

first of all, not every parrot can talk. second: always leave animals wth sharp thingy's alone. you deserved that one

By Minstrels | 0

#42412 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:18

Wow. At least you had the guts to go near it? I don't know, man. My friend has a parrot that would do the same thing if I got near it. Those birds can be scary fuckers. D:

By green_199 | 0

#42414 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:18

Well, I have to say that I'm impressed, at least...

By thequeenofscots | 0

#42418 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:25

I just have to say, it makes me laugh really hard that the advert on the side of this page is for some fancy parrot cage.

Rach_star | 0

#514101 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:00

lmao!!

By tsezu | 0

#42427 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:32

Wow, lady, you got balls! You absolutely deserve a trophy.

By Tehalon | 0

#42430 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:36

@#7; Thats because a script looks for certain words and pops up a fitting ad. for it.

By jakenherman | 0

#42432 - Thursday 19 March 2009 09:37

okay, 1. you try to impress your boyfriends parents by.. talking.. to a .. bird? wow... 2. Did the bird rip open the cage, or did you open the door and shove you head in? your life is pretty f***ed