By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, great first impression. Hope she didn't realize what it was. Still, if you just met them, you should have respected their house more. At least wait until the fifth time you're at their house...

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gobiteme2 34

Should have looked her in the eye and said dessert was great.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Braces and sex st his parents house... how old are you 12?

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dangerouszombie 8

You have no idea, my best friend is 24 and she has braces. Don't judge about shit you don't know!

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thatslifeiguess7 16

I meant more the parents house is something a 12 year old would do

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jkjorn 15

I got mine at 32 (and had them for 4 years!) Never had insurance with orthodontic coverage, so had to wait until I could afford it on my own. It happens.

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