Love: Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced...

By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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You deserved it 7 687

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By bregaja - 25/02/2016 18:59 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML

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You deserved it 1 622

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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You deserved it 2 588

By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 065

You deserved it 2 151

By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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You deserved it 4 013

By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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You deserved it 5 866

Seriously?

By sadgirl - 24/08/2019 09:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML

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You deserved it 188

Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 187

You deserved it 4 480

By CurtisWogan - 12/03/2014 22:23 - United States - Albany

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 13 470

By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 140

You deserved it 2 100

By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 984

Sekkaichi 12

Friday 3 May 2013 2:32

Were you wearing the anklet from Ghana?

MeowZebraMeow 7

Friday 3 May 2013 2:32

I suggest you marry into that family. Think of how amazing it will be at holidays. "I don't pass the potatoes to ******".

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 3 May 2013 3:35

"I do all the time. You do know your son likes filthy, kinky threesomes, right?"

rabidpeach 5

Friday 3 May 2013 11:48

this one is better. thx fot comming back. and fml can suck ut for not offwring spell scheck on wndkows phone.

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 3 May 2013 12:58

77 - Alternatively, you could just learn to ******* spell. The rest of us get by just fine without spellcheck.

rt567 15

Friday 3 May 2013 3:42

wow some people can be very judgemental.

fml0505 22

Friday 3 May 2013 3:44

Did you ask if she would take a hug instead? It sounds like she needs one.. ****.

cieloalicia 16

Friday 3 May 2013 3:55

You said she looked you up and down.. We're you wearing something to give that impression?

cieloalicia 16

Friday 3 May 2013 3:56

were*

cieloalicia 16

Friday 3 May 2013 3:59

Woah that was supposed to go on a different one, I apologise

cieloalicia 16

Friday 3 May 2013 4:02

You said she looked you up and down.. were you wearing something to give her that impression?

Alihb 16

Friday 3 May 2013 4:08

prob not, just the moms being a condescending b****

TwinkleToes7 15

Friday 3 May 2013 4:11

Well maybe she said that because of how you were dressed? But if she was just being mean then that's extremely rude...

tehdarkness 21

Friday 3 May 2013 4:17

What were you wearing?

indianagirl3077 8

Friday 3 May 2013 4:21

Wow ! How rude .

fatlemonjefferso 8

Friday 3 May 2013 4:38

That's just wrong and you don't deserve that at all. I'd always scold my mother if she was even the least bit snooty about my girlfriends. My father used to think "He's either really brave or has a good exit strategy!" :)