By CC - 11/10/2011 14:51 - Sweden
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Yeah, it really is a good thing you let that ship sail and didn't hook up with him again... oh wait.
In a nutshell, he jizzed in his pants, rolled you off the bed and then marked you as his territory
Am I the only one thinking about it from his perspective? He's probably loved the OP since the day they met, and the excitement of the moment made him fire too soon. Stressed out by failing his dream girl, he was unable to sleep well and became restless; resulting in him flailing about unconsciously and wetting the bed. Now he'll be ashamed of this moment forever and endlessly ridiculed by the faceless people of the interwebs.