By CC - 11/10/2011 14:51 - Sweden

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Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML
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Joey44 15
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Yeah, it really is a good thing you let that ship sail and didn't hook up with him again... oh wait.

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windfuelsfire 10
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In a nutshell, he jizzed in his pants, rolled you off the bed and then marked you as his territory

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Feedmyaddiction5 14
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Wow good thing you passed him up

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gasbandit 2
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From his point of view: Doesn't matter had sex.

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gojira666 7
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That dude really sucks at life

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bizarre_ftw 21
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33 - depends on how you define sex :/

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Jennyboo5797 4
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But I cried the whole time! Doesn't matter had sex!

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ohmandapants 16
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She didn't pass him up. She agreed to sleep with him. He just finished before they started.

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irollup 4
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At least he pushed you out of bed, before he wet the bed..

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taytay6510 6
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she put a bag on my head, STILL COUNTS ;)

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Joey44 15
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Yeah, it really is a good thing you let that ship sail and didn't hook up with him again... oh wait.

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hemz_fml 13
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That's how you treat an old friend, that's a bitch move

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ntherewas1 11
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Are you sure he didn't do all these thing on purpose? One incident in isolation may be an accident, but with all these douchey expound problems he really seems to dislike you...

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ankoku 2
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At least he pushed her off the bed before pissing all over it give the guy some credit!

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purplegold 19
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Hahahahhahaha took the words right out of my brain

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jonnied23 20
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Better you learned that now, rather than llater

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Marcella1016 31
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Silver spring md Donnie? me too!

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docscientist 9
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It sounds more like OP learned "later."

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windfuelsfire 10
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In a nutshell, he jizzed in his pants, rolled you off the bed and then marked you as his territory

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windfuelsfire 10
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She slept in it I'm pretty sure marking is to leave a smell...a bad one.. Thats on her

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Miss_Michaela 10
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Complicated history? If it wasn't that complicated before, it bloody well is now.

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bones_17 5
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All I got to say is pathetic :p

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Mister_Triangle 21
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Am I the only one thinking about it from his perspective? He's probably loved the OP since the day they met, and the excitement of the moment made him fire too soon. Stressed out by failing his dream girl, he was unable to sleep well and became restless; resulting in him flailing about unconsciously and wetting the bed. Now he'll be ashamed of this moment forever and endlessly ridiculed by the faceless people of the interwebs.

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DerekBlaskie 6
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I applaud you 84 for reading waaay to into this haha. Good effort but that's a stretch..

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ndhin831 2
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Shouldn't he be the one writing to FML?

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ThreeSheetsGone 12
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Nah, today was laundry day for him anyway.

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bizarre_ftw 21
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Too bad they were at her house :)

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WCARlover 34
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You must be friends with my ex?

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kkmwong 11
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That must have turned you on so much.

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bengermin 5
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Some people have a thing for diapers... apparently that guy needs to.

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