FML : Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of...

Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CC - / Tuesday 11 October 2011 14:51 / Sweden

Intimacy

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By Joey44 | 15

#3418413 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:57

Yeah, it really is a good thing you let that ship sail and didn't hook up with him again... oh wait.

By windfuelsfire | 10

#3418417 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:57

In a nutshell, he jizzed in his pants, rolled you off the bed and then marked you as his territory

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By Dodie__fml | 2

#3418394 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:54

Seems slutty....

peptidoglycan | 4

#3418432 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 19:03

Why?

By Feedmyaddiction5 | 14

#3418396 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:54

Wow good thing you passed him up

gasbandit | 2

#3418679 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 20:29

From his point of view: Doesn't matter had sex.

gojira666 | 7

#3418847 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 21:56

That dude really sucks at life

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3418889 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:13

33 - depends on how you define sex :/

Jennyboo5797 | 4

#3418935 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:25

But I cried the whole time! Doesn't matter had sex!

ohmandapants | 16

#3419578 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 1:09

She didn't pass him up. She agreed to sleep with him. He just finished before they started.

irollup | 4

#3419698 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:28

At least he pushed you out of bed, before he wet the bed..

taytay6510 | 6

#3420614 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 6:23

she put a bag on my head, STILL COUNTS ;)

By Joey44 | 15

#3418413 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:57

Yeah, it really is a good thing you let that ship sail and didn't hook up with him again... oh wait.

hemz_fml | 13

#3419221 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 23:05

That's how you treat an old friend, that's a bitch move

izvakutzklipx | 2

#3419832 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:21

Baddapadapa!

ntherewas1 | 11

#3424254 - Thursday 13 October 2011 1:06

Are you sure he didn't do all these thing on purpose? One incident in isolation may be an accident, but with all these douchey expound problems he really seems to dislike you...

ankoku | 2

#3426570 - Thursday 13 October 2011 17:36

At least he pushed her off the bed before pissing all over it give the guy some credit!

purplegold | 19

#5016094 - Monday 8 October 2012 1:46

Hahahahhahaha took the words right out of my brain

By jonnied23 | 20

#3418414 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:57

Better you learned that now, rather than llater

Marcella1016 | 26

#3418537 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 19:32

Silver spring md Donnie? me too!

Marcella1016 | 26

#3418558 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 19:35

*jonnie

docscientist | 9

#3418881 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:12

It sounds more like OP learned "later."

By windfuelsfire | 10

#3418417 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:57

In a nutshell, he jizzed in his pants, rolled you off the bed and then marked you as his territory

jayAZ | 3

#3418521 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 19:26

Ha!

windfuelsfire | 10

#3420724 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 7:02

She slept in it I'm pretty sure marking is to leave a smell...a bad one.. Thats on her

By Miss_Michaela | 10

#3418422 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 19:01

Complicated history? If it wasn't that complicated before, it bloody well is now.

By bones_17 | 5

#3418436 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 19:03

All I got to say is pathetic :p

Mister_Triangle | 21

#3420808 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 7:51

Am I the only one thinking about it from his perspective?

He's probably loved the OP since the day they met, and the excitement of the moment made him fire too soon. Stressed out by failing his dream girl, he was unable to sleep well and became restless; resulting in him flailing about unconsciously and wetting the bed. Now he'll be ashamed of this moment forever and endlessly ridiculed by the faceless people of the interwebs.