Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
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thatgirl1299
| 11
Smooth move
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lemonzone25
| 17
You couldn't have just turned around and went outside instead?
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thatgirl1299
| 11
Smooth move
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MrsDruidess
| 23
on the plus side, at least he didn't show up with whiskey dick and fail. Missing out is better than failing out ;-)
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thatgirl1299
| 11
You really should only reply if it has something to do with the one you replied to
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bessiemay01
| 5
I have no sarcastic comment. I just feel bad for you OP. FYL
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happle
| 21
I don't know if I feel sorry for him or not. He just seems kinda pathetic. :/
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littlem91
| 29
I feel bad for the girl who thinks a drunken idiot even stands her up!
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blinked_281
| 29
he's probably better off. any chick that will sleep with a guy drunk off his ass would probably give him something more than a good time
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fieldhockeygal97
| 18
Niiiice *sarcasm*
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reymon8823
| 24
Ummm yeah I've got nothing
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ChenEighty
| 20
Thanks for putting your nothing into a pointless comment.
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SoliDSt33L
| 33
What was the point of your comment, #4? If you have something relevant and comment-worthy (helpful to OP, for example), you post it. Yes, I realize the slight bit of irony of my comment.
That sucks, OP, and good luck. I won't be an asshole and post something sarcastic.
That sucks, OP, and good luck. I won't be an asshole and post something sarcastic.
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reymon8823
| 24
Lmap I meant i have nothing as in I've done something similar to this just didn't cry about it forgot what she looked like cuz i was so obliviated and walked right past her i had forgotten what she looked like until she messaged me on Facebook
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hcollins1
| 18
Are you 'obliviated' now, 47?
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thatgirl1299
| 11
Then keep your nothing to yourself!
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Nyx_fml
| 23
If you had gone into the ladies' room, then it would sound like something out of a sitcom.
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Zebediabolical
| 39
I concur. That's about the only way this would be better.
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lemonzone25
| 17
You couldn't have just turned around and went outside instead?
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ryanthecheeseguy
| 18
He was drunk.
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RodzillaX
| 30
My first reaction to anything ever, is always cry.
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tukies
| 28
Being that drunk, he probably used all his effort just to make it to the bathroom. Walking is a hard task lol
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seeoseek
| 18
I was thinking the very same thing...whoops this is the bathroom wtf?
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CocaColaPepsi
| 13
Nice girls don't sleep with very drunk guys they just met a t a club
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cbroady0529
| 9
My knee jerk reaction was the same thing, then I realized how judgemental that was and kept my pie hole shut.
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AnOriginalName
| 19
But are nice girls and nice guys allowed to meet at a bar and then start dating after that?
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CocaColaPepsi
| 13
Its really not that judgmental, if the guy was sober and they were just talking and started dating that's fine, but if she was about to sleep with a drunk guy, she's not q bad person but she's not a "nice", girl.
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RodzillaX
| 30
Hate to break it to ya, but the world is lacking on "nice" people nowadays.
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CocaColaPepsi
| 13
it doesn't matter if the world is "lacking" in nice people (which it isn't, people just focus on the bad things on the world,) either way she's not a nice girl , but not necessarily a bad person either
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wallandpiece
| 16
Why can't she be nice if she meets people in clubs? What on earth is wrong with talking to someone in a club and liking them? I wonder if your comment would have been the same if the genders had been swapped.
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CocaColaPepsi
| 13
I'm a girl, so why would my opinion change if I was a guy saying a girl was wrong? an if you actually read my comment I specifically said that she doesn't know specifically to be bad person she just not a "nice" girl
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CocaColaPepsi
| 13
and also he was drunk, she wasn't just talking to him
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megstiel
| 16
Verrrrrry smooth.
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rebelbelle
| 17
I feel sorrier for the girl
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shepette
| 14
Why didn't you just go outside when you realised?
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BriCx
| 8
Because drunks are always capable of clear thought.
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shepette
| 14
Well he was capable enough to realise he was in the bathroom