FML : Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said,...

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Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hopeless1 - / Sunday 26 April 2009 05:40 / United States

Intimacy

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By JohnFR33M4N | 0

#144595 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:11

cockblocked by a robber.
never heard that one before

By 24788 | 5

#144586 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:08

That really sucks, but he should have waited if you were robbed.

Not a true guy imo, find someone better.

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By mvfootball2008 | 0

#144570 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

first

By 24788 | 5

#144586 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:08

That really sucks, but he should have waited if you were robbed.

Not a true guy imo, find someone better.

mlaouvie | 0

#835785 - Monday 8 February 2010 23:20

you totally copied that off the snickers commercial

mariahrawks | 0

#989745 - Sunday 9 May 2010 17:13

91 ; thisfml was before the TWIx commercial.

Youdumbidiot | 0

#1009987 - Friday 28 May 2010 5:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

JackyDain | 6

#5987058 - Tuesday 24 June 2014 22:23

pretty sure there's no such thing as a true guy, you're either a guy or you're a girl

Weymere | 11

#6643185 - Monday 4 July 2016 21:54

Or an attack helicopter, check your vehicular privileges.

zealove | 7

#6677334 - Wednesday 24 August 2016 14:56

Cuz she's looking for the loyal caring partner getting on it as soon as they've met :D

By tobusy2chat247 | 3

#144587 - Sunday 26 April 2009 16:08

i dont think guy's actually care if the girl is messy cause trust me guy's are more messy, plus if he got you to actually let him come to your home he was looking for sex why would any guy delay that?
maybe its a good way to trick you into not wanting to see you again lol.