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That really sucks, but he should have waited if you were robbed. Not a true guy imo, find someone better.

you totally copied that off the snickers commercial

91 ; thisfml was before the TWIx commercial.

Why would you bring someone you don't know to your bed you Slutty Whore

pretty sure there's no such thing as a true guy, you're either a guy or you're a girl

Or an attack helicopter, check your vehicular privileges.

Cuz she's looking for the loyal caring partner getting on it as soon as they've met :D

i dont think guy's actually care if the girl is messy cause trust me guy's are more messy, plus if he got you to actually let him come to your home he was looking for sex why would any guy delay that? maybe its a good way to trick you into not wanting to see you again lol.

you sexist cunt

cockblocked by a robber. never heard that one before

omg fuck your life. If he really said that hes probably retarded btw

This is a true FML... not only did you get robbed, but the guy ditched you instead of helping you out :o

What a douchebag! Disappointing, but he's not worth it.

That's what happens when a woman leaves the kitchen...

Weeeeelll if this was posted by a gay person, it somehow makes more sense. ... lawl

#8: you are a troll, you want someone to spark a fight with you. Jack ass, That freaking sucks.