By hopeless1 - 26/04/2009 05:40 - United States

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Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML
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JohnFR33M4N 0
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cockblocked by a robber. never heard that one before

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24788 6
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That really sucks, but he should have waited if you were robbed. Not a true guy imo, find someone better.

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mvfootball2008 0

first

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24788 6
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That really sucks, but he should have waited if you were robbed. Not a true guy imo, find someone better.

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mlaouvie 0

you totally copied that off the snickers commercial

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mariahrawks 0
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91 ; thisfml was before the TWIx commercial.

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Youdumbidiot 0
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JackyDain 6
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pretty sure there's no such thing as a true guy, you're either a guy or you're a girl

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Weymere 11
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Or an attack helicopter, check your vehicular privileges.

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zealove 7
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Cuz she's looking for the loyal caring partner getting on it as soon as they've met :D

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tobusy2chat247 3
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i dont think guy's actually care if the girl is messy cause trust me guy's are more messy, plus if he got you to actually let him come to your home he was looking for sex why would any guy delay that? maybe its a good way to trick you into not wanting to see you again lol.

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JohnFR33M4N 0
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cockblocked by a robber. never heard that one before

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toolman 0
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omg fuck your life. If he really said that hes probably retarded btw

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ammali 0
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This is a true FML... not only did you get robbed, but the guy ditched you instead of helping you out :o

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mj2123 0

What a douchebag! Disappointing, but he's not worth it.

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SpliffyMcBlunt 0
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That's what happens when a woman leaves the kitchen...

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BigLord 0
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Weeeeelll if this was posted by a gay person, it somehow makes more sense. ... lawl

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#8: you are a troll, you want someone to spark a fight with you. Jack ass, That freaking sucks.

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