By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 449
You deserved it 3 039

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your_lifesucks_ 0

well... did you??

oh shit. O_O that is so unfortunate


hscx1017 0

sucks for you

crap09 0

Woah #16, don't insult him while just making assumptions. And also, don't reply to the first comment just to get your comment seen.

@16/39: 1) Your father used to beat you, 2) someone spiked YOUR drink once or twice, and 3) you've been reading Germaine Greer, all of which has left you completely unable to think of anyone with a penis as a decent, caring human being, as they're all obviously out to prey on women for their own selfish and perverted ends. Additionally, it is your time of the month and you are the mother from FML #696283. See? I can make completely unfounded assumptions too. P.S.: It's "try to," not "try and."

ElectroBunneh 0

LOL! I absolutely love how they wrote this paragraph explaning you and all you have to say is "you fuck your mum" I think you are officially the most idiotic person I have ever seen on this site. Other than the tards that go around saying "FIRST COMMENTT!"

Man that sucks for you. Why would anyone assume you spiked her drink??

oh shit. O_O that is so unfortunate

your_lifesucks_ 0

well... did you??

Well he never did deny it so...

Colby_Colbert 0

ya? did you?

CountDuk 5

that's what you get for hanging around drunks retard

Gavik 0

Which cult compound do you live in?

Glam_fml 0

That really sucks. No matter what you say or do, people still are going to think you did it. 

Hopefully they do a tox before you get arrested. Yay for the system!


well spoken #9 OP-sorry about hope everything turns out ok afterwards 

cattoe7 0

that sucks