Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with "HEY SLUT" or "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's...

By Anon - 13/2/2010 14:53 - United States

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with "HEY SLUT" or "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML

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By MattCole | 0

#852650 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:00

What the fuck was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

By Freeze_fml | 16

#852653 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:01

Wouldn't that be a bad impression on her sister?

Since you start the conversation derogating your sister, not yourself.

Unless she wasn't responding and you said something stupid like, "AREN'T YOU GOING TO CALL ME A WHORE?"

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By amazinggrace612 | 0

#852640 - Saturday 13 February 2010 19:57

first

Darrus | 0

#852918 - Saturday 13 February 2010 22:08

Do you not have anything going on in your life execpt waiting for someone to post "first" and then complaining about it? The first-posters get buried anyway, and people complaining about them are even more annoying.

Freeze_fml | 16

#852930 - Saturday 13 February 2010 22:17

Do you like complaining about people complaining about others posting first?

iCJ86 | 0

#853495 - Sunday 14 February 2010 2:19

y would u start ur conversations like that

brii1255 | 0

#853511 - Sunday 14 February 2010 2:32

at 80 . do yhu have siblings ??
we do it cuz its fun lol

silentsniper441 | 0

#853655 - Sunday 14 February 2010 3:47

there's too much a gap between me and my sister to be like that

hellokittywhore | 0

#853754 - Sunday 14 February 2010 4:55

me and my sister always mess around currenly we are call each other back all cum buckets and whore face, sometimes cunt face it's nothing serious.

Gumblebum100 | 0

#853813 - Sunday 14 February 2010 5:29

Yea I get that impression of you "hellokittywhore" I have no idea why I do though, it's just a feeling I guess, "hellokittywhore".

ladysandry | 0

#854321 - Sunday 14 February 2010 10:44

I'm wondering why instead of her sister it's her sister's boyfriend's mom...wrong name clicked? mom just being THAT nosy?

RevengeOnYou | 0

#855174 - Sunday 14 February 2010 19:18

FYl. What was she doing on your sisters account anyway??? Trying to find out what her someday-to-be daughter-in-law and her dear son talks about?

itstrishabtw | 13

#5948739 - Sunday 18 May 2014 4:23

how do you accidentally message your sisters boyfriends mom

By MattCole | 0

#852650 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:00

What the fuck was that nosy bitch doing logged on to your sister's facebook account?

treesdevin | 0

#852662 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:03

seriously.? tell that fucking bitch she shouldn't have been on ur sisters shit in the first place. haha

Subrosawolf | 0

#852667 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:04

My ex's mom did that all the time :P so I always sent a post saying "?" and let them properly identify themselves.

wooow_sucks_for_ | 0

#852681 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:09

it's bad enough to have YOUR mom on there, but even worse if it's someone elses.

Guuurlplease | 0

#853817 - Sunday 14 February 2010 5:30

That's what I thought!!!!

By MuRz_209 | 0

#852651 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:01

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MuRz_209 | 0

#852659 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:03

Its a goal in life. He is first so don't fuck with #1. 

chloe2114 | 4

#852687 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:11

yeah u tell em!

fylreally | 0

#855038 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:21

hell

By Freeze_fml | 16

#852653 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:01

garrettjordan | 0

#852656 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:02

hahaha wow that suks fyl

Emofluffinzhehe | 0

#853073 - Saturday 13 February 2010 23:35

haha exactly. ydi for conversing with promiscuous women lol

sourgirl101 | 25

#853740 - Sunday 14 February 2010 4:40

Freeze genius! I love the way you think!

mskg | 0

#857061 - Monday 15 February 2010 5:55

ha good point:):)

By samalama7 | 0

#852657 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:02

i've done that! it suckssssss!

By XDNurse | 0

#852658 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

kims0706 | 10

#4289218 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 14:15

Well its not like you except your sisters boyfriends mom to be on your sisters account

By xPGxTigerx19x | 0

#852660 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:03

Smoooooooth OP

By heavymetalman1 | 0

#852661 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:03

I would sleep with your eyes open

By Diannaa | 0

#852665 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:03

Wow that sucks, good luck with your reputation lol

By AngryNinja | 1

#852669 - Saturday 13 February 2010 20:04

well, you probably just fucked your sister's relationship. unless the boyfriend's mom will take half of the whore's profits in exchange for letting her son stay with said whore?