By boinger - 03/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML
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CLINTRONxD 0

You're right, That totally sucks. But it is hilarious

I bet you do, you little boinger you.

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CLINTRONxD 0

You're right, That totally sucks. But it is hilarious

xXCrazyPersonXx 0

OP is the Pedobear...

OMG. Pedophile! Damn you anti-flood.

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I like the fancy vocabulary OP used, enamored, encountered, petite etc.

Maybe you're attracted to petite women because you DO like little girls! :-)

whocaresfylfml 0

makes sense

I bet you do, you little boinger you.

haha atleast you didnt say "i tend to only have sexual realationshios with little girls" haha

Haha, wow! Nice creeper :)

LAME Let me guess, your friends looked at you and said "WTF?" and you explained yourself in about 7 words right? This FML is retarded.

Woaah smooth move there buddy :'D

Lets hope she does'nt have a daughter