By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 01:30

Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
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I mean, it should be easy enough to get the marriage annulled, no?

is it legal to marry your dog?

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is it legal to marry your dog?

I mean, it should be easy enough to get the marriage annulled, no?

Is your best friend’s name “Dave?” If it is, don’t worry. In ten years it’ll be a meme.

Gamessence 19

Not A meme, THE MEME.

I mean if you like him drunk, maybe you can hit it sober. Did you like the wedding night-

azouwa 26

Because no good story started with, "Hold my milk."

So how was your wedding night?

OP, you oughta be able to contest your marriage license since you obviously weren't sober when you signed the marriage license (a standard req't when signing a contract). Good luck on all fronts! But YDI....

Melanie Jane Tilson 8

Sounds almost exactly like that episode of Friends when Ross and Rachel got married in Vegas......

Polygamy is an option.

Maybe, but in the states where it is legal, same-sex marriage isn't.

Actually same-sex marriage is legal in all states now. Has been for a while.

The next published FML will be by the fiancée, I can feel it...