By Anonymous
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
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  Gamessence  |  19

Not A meme, THE MEME.

By  azouwa  |  26

Because no good story started with, "Hold my milk."

By  jbuckets_404  |  38

OP, you oughta be able to contest your marriage license since you obviously weren't sober when you signed the marriage license (a standard req't when signing a contract). Good luck on all fronts! But YDI....

By  Melanie Jane Tilson  |  8

Sounds almost exactly like that episode of Friends when Ross and Rachel got married in Vegas......