FML : Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at...

Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 May 2018 01:30 /

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By Allie614032 | 31

#7633377 - Saturday 12 May 2018 1:43

I mean, it should be easy enough to get the marriage annulled, no?

By interesting33 | 35

#7628681 - Sunday 29 April 2018 23:52

is it legal to marry your dog?

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By interesting33 | 35

#7628681 - Sunday 29 April 2018 23:52

is it legal to marry your dog?

By Allie614032 | 31

#7633377 - Saturday 12 May 2018 1:43

I mean, it should be easy enough to get the marriage annulled, no?

By shellzy | 20

#7633382 - Saturday 12 May 2018 2:10

Is your best friend’s name “Dave?” If it is, don’t worry. In ten years it’ll be a meme.

Gamessence | 15

#7633384 - Saturday 12 May 2018 2:24

Not A meme, THE MEME.

By Levi2411 | 34

#7633387 - Saturday 12 May 2018 2:54

I mean if you like him drunk, maybe you can hit it sober. Did you like the wedding night-

By azouwa | 26

#7633389 - Saturday 12 May 2018 3:09

Because no good story started with, "Hold my milk."

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7633399 - Saturday 12 May 2018 4:07

So how was your wedding night?

By jbuckets_404 | 34

#7633400 - Saturday 12 May 2018 4:27

OP, you oughta be able to contest your marriage license since you obviously weren't sober when you signed the marriage license (a standard req't when signing a contract). Good luck on all fronts! But YDI....