By nicky - 31/03/2011 19:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 096
You deserved it 29 274

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If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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Fail, big time.

wow, that really sucks

where else would the can opener be!

your mothers mother.

^somebody is on their man pewiod.

bahahaha you so deserved it!!

win for fluffy puppy :D

Yeah, I don't think 80 was talking to you 87...

This is the main reason why you don't use a knife to open a can. You could also chip the blade, or even snap it entirely.

U should be more observant next time

maybe look a bit harder next time

haha. Inorite. lol

lol the creepers return.

^ of course they do lol no but she is beautiful

she is. but my pet peeve is... damn it I'm done saying it!

I agree with 86. Such an adorable puppy! Is it a chow chow?

it's a horse... oh you meant the dog. Also op, that's whatever you were talking about for you

fluffy puppy ! :D

i agree I also don't understand how you got a knife without finding the can opener, wouldn't your knives also be in the cutlery drawer

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

Wait, you were trying to open an aluminum/ metal can with a knife? OP, are you retarded? YDI.

a girl at work tried it once. just once lol

YDI, you should have actually tried looking everywhere for it.

Now the OP is going to cut herself again. Except this time, it's not going to be on purpose.